Sit. STAY. BEG.

fluffy dalmatian skater girl 🛼

If you have ever been tempted by a Paleozoic Pal, like a a stuffed trilobite or a full size eurypterid body pillow, now's the time to buy one, before they and a really lovely little museum are gone for good 😭😭😭

of course your knight has pronounced canine teeth and pronouns

if I see one more person say that I Don't Care is about Mikey Way I'm going to go insane. Patrick wrote that song. about Pete. Folie is the peterick album actually :/. listen I don't hate petekey, i love petekey, but can we please PLEASE stop literally erasing Patrick Stump. oh, and also, stop watering down Pete's musical career to a fling he potentially had with a guy once in 2005. thanks. <3

Jesters by Ognjen Sporin

The man who swallowed a falling star ⭐

One of my favorite scenes from Howl's Moving Castle + playing around with borders ;P

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.

Like. People are learning mandarin to join this social media site. I’m not joking. There are tutorials going around to show people who don’t speak Mandarin how to sign up for this app. They’re all talking about how they’d rather learn a new language than join instagram reels and it is not a thought in ANYONE’S mind that tumblr is also potentially an option

To be clear im not mad about this. I’d rather see a generation of people learn a new language and engage in cross cultural connections than have a wave of tiktokers flood this app but I still think this whole thing is very funny

no because that is quite literally what is happening on Red Book right now like. All of the Chinese users went “hey why are there suddenly a gazillion Americans on here?” to which the Americans went “they’re banning TikTok and we’re moving out of spite” and the Chinese were like “oh cool send us pictures of your cats and help us with English homework and we’ll send you pictures of our cats and help you learn Mandarin” and as far as I can tell everyone is having a genuinely very nice time together.

What I’ve seen looks very promising! It’s a lot of Americans telling each other to behave and not fuck this up for everyone, plus cat pictures (I think cat pictures in exchange for asylum is becoming a meme over there)

yeah so I’ve seen this picture like twenty times now it’s definitely a meme

>> justcharliesworld

people really just walk into horror movies and expect them not to deal with uncomfortable things despite the genre being dedicated to discomfort.

i saw so many people complain that lisa frankenstein, a movie where one of the leads is famously a rotting corpse, was too gross for them. when i walked out of nosferatu, i heard people say that the nudity was uncalled for... in a vampire film. nudity? in MY gothic horror?! unheard of!

a LOT of people really need to accept that maybe some genres just aren't to their taste, idk. not every movie needs to be cookie-cutter clean. sexuality is a staple of gothic horror, if not the wider genre horror in General. you don't need to enjoy it, but it doesn't make these things uncalled for.

Lowkey fascinated (positive) with your turn of phrase here. "Loadbearing taboo." I am rotating it in my mind

Someday your hands will be old and wrinkled, the skin spotted and bunching over your knuckles. And a child will watch you make something. It's a simple task, you'll have done it a thousand times before. But to that child, the smooth, confident way your hands move will seem like impossible magic. You have to keep living.

Some of my best friend's fondest memories of her grandmother are Mamaw kicking ass at tekken. This is not only possible it has happened before!

Hi! That's okay! If you keep playing for the next fifty or sixty years, I'm sure you'll be able to whoop any 5-10 year olds who challenge you no problem!

dear gods please take my pain, double it triple it quadruple it and give it all to neil gaiman and then do that 10 more times

i hate this mayhaps..