Jon Snow
Noooooo ooonnneee pouts like Jon Snow
Struts about like Jon Snow.
No one can do that thing with their mouth like Jon Snow.
There’s no man in the North half as pretty
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask Pyp and Grenn or Sam Tarly
And they’ll tell you whose Watch they’d prefer to be on!
Who can brood like Jon Snow?
Looks good nude like Jon Snow?
Who is part of an ancient blood feud like Jon Snow?
As a specimen, yes, he is titillating!
My, what a guy, that Jon Snow.
No one wargs like Jon Snow
Has a sword like Jon Snow’s.
There is no one the ladies adore like Jon Snow.
He’s especially good at self-deprecating!
My, what a guy, that Jon Snow.
Who can run like Jon Snow?
Rocks man buns like Jon Snow?
Who’s so clearly not really Ned’s son like Jon Snow?
He is so hot it’s infuriating!
My, what a guy, that Jon Snow.
No one fights like Jon Snow
Kills the Wights like Jon Snow
When they die, nobody comes back like Jon Snow.
He’s especially good at reciprocating ;)
My, what a guy, that Jon Snow.
Who has hair like Jon Snow?
Makes them stare like Jon Snow?
The Boltons had better prepare for Jon Snow.
He uses direwolves in all of his decorating!
My, what a guuuyyy, JON SNNNOOOWWW!!!