Yennefer: You can't spell "fuck" without 'u'.
Geralt:...
Geralt: I don't know if you're flirting with me or insulting me.
Yennefer: I haven't quite decided yet.
if Clarke had been on The Ring...
Bellamy: I'm a little nervous to go to breakfast, we were really loud last night.
Clarke: I'm sure it’s fine! Everyone was asleep. Go ahead, I'll be right there.
Bellamy: Okay
Bellamy: *walks into the kitchen*
Raven: *without looking up from her coffee* Sup, daddy.
Jon: You know I can't say no to you when you look at me like that.
Sansa: That's WHY I look at you like that.
#¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯#jon x sansa#jonsa#actuallyjonsa#incorrectjonsansa#incorrectgotquotes#got crack#jonsa crack#jon snow#sansa stark#asoiaf#hbo got#source: unknown#insp: tumblr#alys chats#i keep finding stuff like this in my drafts lol#idk WHY i don't just post it when i make it...#i have become a ~compulsive drafter~#like... the tungle version of a hoarder#scheduled*#if the men find out we can shapeshift they're going to tell the queue
Davos: You need to find a hobby.
Jon: I have a hobby.
Davos: Threatening men who like Sansa isn't a hobby, you know.
Sansa: You can't go. You will die.
Jon: It's like in chess, sometimes you have to sacrifice your king.
Sansa: That's literally how you LOSE CHESS!!!
Arya: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake! Valentine's Day is nothing but capitalist propaganda!
Sansa: You are literally making a Valentine’s Day card for Gendry right now.
Arya: *pointing her hot glue gun threateningly* You’re on thin fucking ice.
Sansa: I’m kind of seeing someone...
Sansa: But I’m worried about telling you who, because you’re not going to like it.
Arya: Just rip the bandage off.
Sansa: It’s Jon.
Arya: ... Put the bandage back on.
Jack: Tell me what happened.
Phryne: Alright, but you can't get mad.
Jack: What? Happened?
Phryne: I was minding my own business...
Jack: Liar.
Phryne: I was!
Jon [mumbles]: You look nice. I’d like to kiss you.
Sansa: What?
Jon: I SAID WHEN I LEAVE I WON'T MISS YOU!