thelegendofclarke reblogged
Happy 4/20 to my favorite demon!
honestly the Sanctum Body Snatchers Club or who ever tf they are could not have POSSIBLY picked a WORSE human being to hijack than Clarke Griffin...
- her bff/platonic life partner was deadass willing to run HEAD FIRST into an enemy army because he got a glimpse of her once for about 27 seconds and also sauntered into an enemy camp armed with nothing but dramatic lighting and a COFFEE MUG to save her.
- her adopted daughter has the knowledge of approximately hundreds of GENIUS WARRIORS implanted in her brain and probably knows about 487 ways to kill someone using a PAPER CLIP.
- her adopted son has selfless courage AND computer genius basically BUILT INTO HIS DNA.
- she is frenemies with an EX NAVY SEAL ASSASSIN.
- and her mother could straight up END YOU and make it look like your death happened for completely legitimate medical reasons.
- that’s not even GETTING INTO all the friends and as good as family members she has who have LICHERALLY SURVIVED AN APOCALYPSE and are probably about fresh outta fcuks at this point.
- and clarke HERSELF is nicknamed “The Commander of Death.” that is an ACTUAL THING people CALLED HER for a SIGNIFICANT PERIOD OF TIME!
i have barely even WATCHED this season and even i can tell that was a SERIOUS TACTICAL ERROR...
seriously have these people NEVER HEARD of BACKGROUND CHECKS?!?
#smdh#amatuers#the delinquents are some of the most extra ''ain't nobody fcuking with mah motherfcuing clique'' humans EVER#i don't even HAVE to watch to know this is going to end badly for the Sanctum Body Snatchers Club#clarke griffin#the delinquents#the 100#t100 cw#t100 s6#t100 spoilers#t100 s6 spoilers#alys watches t100#t100 lb#alys babbles#mere watches t100
imagine saying “Sansa Stark was never abused in the books” with your WHOLE FUCKING CHEST...
out LOUD. in PUBLIC. where people CAN SEE...
I M A G I N E.
thelegendofclarke reblogged
I can’t believe that Sansa Stark has turned down every opportunity that would make her a Queen and still, STILL people think betraying her family for power is on her agenda. Honestly astounding.
#smdh#is it crack? that they smoke??#are they on crack?!?#stop making sansa into the villain she's not 2k19#it's just S T A G G E R I N G to me that on THIS SHOW#in THIS SERIES#people think SANSA FUCKING STARK is the power hungry character to worry about#sansa stark#asoiaf for ts#got for ts#tp#if the men find out we can shapeshift they're going to tell the queue
lawschoolruinedme replied to your post
Is it the quarterly anniversary of “Mere regrets That Post because Those People keep making things annoying” ? Because I am here for it
I AM GLAD YOU ARE ENJOYING MY SLOW DESCENT INTO SUPER VILLAIN STYLE MADNESS!!!
whelp.
i was poking around on pinterest for ideas for my @jonsaexchange gift but instead i now have mythology/fairy tale au’s for 3 different asoiaf ships...
My Dog [after spending the entire morning barking at construction workers and trying to eat her own poop]: I have never done anything wrong... Ever... In my life.
Me: I know this, and I love you.
thelegendofclarke reblogged
mythology aesthetic: sadhbh (for @helenstroy)
“sadhbh was enchanted to take the form of a doe for refusing the love of fer doirich, the dark druid of the men of dea.”
Source: leejordan
#typical...#~girl says no to boy~#~boy goes nuts and turns her into an animal bc he can't handle rejection~#T Y P I C A L !!!#smdh#i bet he even accused her of ~friend zoning~ him#sadhbh#irish mythology#mythology#moodboards#aesthetics#if the men find out we can shapeshift they're going to tell the queue
Me, attempting to help @blackholeofprocrastination ride the emotional rollercoaster of discovering she might be a Hiddle.stoner:
thelegendofclarke reblogged
girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood
regretrograde
i actually talked about this with a psych professor and she believes that women/young girls have been pushed into responsibility from young ages for so long that its actually triggered an evolutionary effect where young girls are literally developing mentally early in order to cope with the stress.
Local Girls Literally Evolve To Deal With Patriarchal Bullshit
thelegendofclarke reblogged
girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u
Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.
Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.
marvus-x0loto
feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything
Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow
Flinching when someone walks just a little too close
Pretending to (or actually) talking on your phone when you’re walking alone at night to discourage anyone from kidnapping or attacking you.
Maaannn...
You watch ONE documentary about El Chapo and suddenly Netflix thinks you’re a cartel fangirl!
thelegendofclarke reblogged
for the record: still bitter dickon got bbq-ed
Insomniac Problems: Having to remind yourself NOT to eat the entire pack of Melatonin Gummies because you forget they aren’t regular candy.
1.01 // 6.09
miraakandfriends replied to your post
While we’re at it let’s abolish amendment five and amendment one.
And maybe amendment 19.
It’s a slippery slope, when the government attacks our individual rights then the people well have no more feeedoms
A) I have less than zero desire to even attempt to debate the inherent logical fallacies of the slippery slope doctrine as applied to a majority of contemporary legal issues. Sure, it applies to some situations. But it’s mostly shit like oh, idk, permitting institutionalized racism in the work place or literally denying people their right to a trial by jury... Not distinguishing between at Colt 45 hand gun and a high power assault rifle that can fire off an average of 900-1,200 rounds per minute when functioning properly... Those things are not the same. That’s not a slippery slope. It’s perhaps a very small incline on a dry day in August.
B) I would not even know where to START trying to explain how freedom of speech, freedom of the press, and the free exercise of religion are not the same things as giving civilians access to assault weapons. I just... I can’t even... I don’t even... I CANNOT.
C) But hey ok, you CALL ME when a grand jury indictment or votes for women kill hundreds of people in minutes... I want to hear about that!
How backwards must we be as a country to have exercising your Right to Bear Arms be a zealously protected liberty, but exercising your Right to an Attorney be an implicit admission of guilt?!?