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@thelegendofclarke / thelegendofclarke.tumblr.com

Mere. She/Her. Multifandom. House Stark Loyalist™. Salty winter adult and permanently exhausted pigeon. Known for my viciousness, continuous bullshit, two-faced fuckery, and desperation to maintain my BNF/Meta Queen status.
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i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

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The King and Queen in the North vs. The King and Queen of the Underworld

Here it is folks, the meta that no one wants and no one asked for. This sort of spoils my last post for the jonxsansaremix but it’s is Hades and Persephone. I tried to explain why I picked them in the tags of the post, like I did with all the other days but I literally couldn’t even fit half of it in so instead it’s going to become a massive ass essay and then the actual post will come like two weeks later. This is basically just my mythology and literary analysis loving ass analyzing the similarities between the two… and being somewhat self indulgent. Is it well cited? No, because I’m not a historian and I don’t have a degree in classical studies, and it’s actually really hard to find any sources on this story because there’s like a million different versions, but I tried my best. 

Source: direwolvess
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And someone ought to put you in serious therapy or counseling for your obvious rage issues and hatred of women. Probably stemming from some kind of latent sexual attraction for and/or feelings of being rejected by your mother. 

But generally we don’t say those sorts of things to other people because it’s rude and uncalled for. 

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