@thelegendofclarke / thelegendofclarke.tumblr.com
i am both the concerned mother and idiot baby of the friend group like i will hound everyone for not wearing jackets in the cold and i’ll keep snacks 4 ppl in my bag but they have 2 stop me from trying 2 chug an entire bottle of cîroc
chaotic neutral mom friend
Quarantine update: my nights are mornings and my mornings are nights
Daydreaming about alternative lives to escape my own has become a coping mechanism which I have internalised so much that it happens unconsciously throughout the day. I’ll be always daydreaming in the back of my head no matter what I do
rip to people who love their interests a normal amount but i’m different, intense, and annoying :)
every time i think i’ve figured it out the universe is like ;-) no baby
me consuming fictional work after fictional work to distract myself from the fact that i exist: i can have little a escapism. as a treat.
have tragically discovered that lack of time is not the reason i haven’t done all the things i say i want to do
me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times
bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches
bitches will plan a million things to do during self-isolation and then spend the entire time mindlessly scrolling through social media. i’m bitches
sometimes i wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river
