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@thelegendofclarke / thelegendofclarke.tumblr.com

Mere. She/Her. Multifandom. House Stark Loyalist™. Salty winter adult and permanently exhausted pigeon. Known for my viciousness, continuous bullshit, two-faced fuckery, and desperation to maintain my BNF/Meta Queen status.
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"I swear I don't normally drink this many energy drinks!" any pairing you like

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“That much is obvious,” Jon murmured, watching Robb’s cute little sister pull, with frenetic speed, every single item imaginable from their kitchen and line it up neatly on the tile floor. It was as cobbled together assortment of things as one could expect from three young men living together.

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Jon/Sansa- Meet Me in St. Louis

Through the years we all will be together If the fates allow So hang a shining star upon the highest bough And have yourself a merry little Christmas now Have yourself a merry little Christmas Let your heart be light From now on, our troubles will be out of sight Have yourself a merry little Christmas Make the Yuletide gay

A Jon/Sansa Meet Me in St. Louis Christmas Au based on @ladysaruka‘s lovely fic, Meet Me in Wintertown! Made for @jonxsansafanfiction‘s Winter Challenge

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Anonymous asked:

I gotta say I would be MOARRR than down to read your version of "Moma Sansa goes grocery shopping and comes home to find her daughters having a prim and propah tea party with Jon and Uncle Robb." Just in case you were wondering, I'm here for you!

ANONNY I AM SO AHEAD OF YOU. Had already started writing it when I got this ask! Inspired by this post. TEA PARTY TIME.

After the Rice Krispie incident, Sansa and Jon decided that one of them would do the grocery shopping while the other stayed home with the children.

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Fanfic Author Appreciation: @vixleonard, @ladysaruka, and @tchallafalcon

So it would really just be ~such a waste~ if the Jon/Sansa fandom didn’t have any Werewolf Au’s. BUT, lucky for us, these three lovely ladies have written three EXCELLENT Wolf Au Fics!

@tchallafalcon‘s Burn With Me is a smokin’ hot canon verse ficlet featuring alpha!Jon and omega!Sansa and lots of werewolf style pining!

@vixleonard‘s Modern Werewolf Au features Sansa as the daughter of wolf pack alpha Ned and Jon as the ~new guy~ in the pack she takes a liking to!

And @ladysaruka‘s Witch Dog Au (Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4) is also a modern au, but on the lighter side with lost in the woods she-wolf Sansa and surly loner lumberjack Jon who can’t even ~be cool~ around dog Ladies!

All three of you are lovely, talented blessings... HERE HAVE SOME FEROCIOUS PUPPIES FOR YOUR DAY!

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blacklist: alice’s fanfic author appreciation 2016

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Lady x Ghost

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Inadvertent sequel to my 101 Dalmatians fic from last year’s remix. 

Slowly but surely, I’m going to get through this prompts dammit!

“Ohmygoodnes, ohmygoodness,” Sansa whispered to herself as she ran across the apartment, dressed only in her floral silk robe, straightening this thing here, or taking that thing there and shoving it out of sight.  Lady had wisely chosen to stay tucked in on her dog bed as Sansa fretted over getting everything ready for “company” and finally returned to the bathroom to finish getting dressed.

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I got a huge grin when I saw you doggie-blogging tonight! I hope things are going okay!

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I kid, I’m having a pretty all right time of it, just really wanted to use this here gif.

I’ve been meaning to do more fanfic-ly stuff, but have just been way more busy than I thought I would be and I am tired. This weekend was the first one in a long time that I had to myself, AND I GOT SICK, like, stayed in bed and just ate and slept all weekend sick.

BUT as I get into the groove of my job better, I HAVE HOPE OF FANFIC AND SHENANIGANS TO COME.

ALSO I’m always surprised when people react to my general attitude towards dogs with anything other than:

So bless you for that.

I feckin’ love dogs tho.

ALSO ALSO @aliceofalonso  

you tryna say something? 

;)

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Hhhhmmm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

WHATCHUGONEDOBOUTIT?! HHHMMM??

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ladysaruka

Lovely Weather

MORE CHRISTMAS FIC. Don’t really know how to best describe the setting for this au, besides “think of your fave Little Women adaptation and immediately disregard any and all Little Women plot, and listen to Karen Carpenter sing “Sleigh Ride” a bazillion times” 

Yeah.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Every year, the Starks held their Christmas Eve party.

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ladysaruka

Lovely Weather

MORE CHRISTMAS FIC. Don’t really know how to best describe the setting for this au, besides “think of your fave Little Women adaptation and immediately disregard any and all plot, and listen to Karen Carpenter sing “Sleigh Ride” a bazillion times” 

Yeah.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Every year, the Starks held their Christmas Eve party.

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Yay Christmas Au's!!! “i got you for secret santa so i got you this really expensive but sentimental gift that you’ve always wanted, hoping you’ll never find out it’s from me - and that i’ve been in love with you 1234567 years” for Jon/Sansa pretty pleassseee!

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WAHAHA actually got this done before Christmas! Truly is the season of miracles. 

Jon couldn’t believe that he actually bought them.

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Prompts?! Ohhh! How about some cute domestic fluff for Jon x Sansa?? That's all I desire, nothing specific, just something happy. :)

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SORRY THIS TOOK 5EVAR.

“Sometimes, I think you just married me to help you fold sheets.” 

Jon was on one side of the room, corners of a flat sheet in each hand. On the other side of the room, Sansa has the other two, and is comically affronted. 

“Why, I never,” Sansa said in a dramatic gasp. They make the first longwise fold.

She then waggled her eyebrows, in a big, exaggerated motion. 

“You’re pretty good in the sheets as well, and that’s why I married you.”

Jon snorted hard as he readjusted his grip to new fold. Sansa steps forward for the middle fold, and steals a kiss while she’s at it.

She finished the last folds by herself, putting the folded floral rectangle in the laundry basket with an air of satisfaction. 

“Done and done! Now to make the bed!”

“What?”

“We have a naked bed Jon, it’s getting self-conscious as we speak.”

“But we just folded an entire set just to take it twenty feet?”

Sansa looked at him with like he grew another head.

“Of course, we’re not animals, Jon.”

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Sooo, the “you invited me to your brother’s/sister’s wedding as a plus one" prompt for Gendry/Arya, because the beautiful mess that is the phrase "brother’s/sister’s wedding" is Jon/Sansa all the way.

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eh, only a month late. By my standards, that’s flippin’ amazing

“Wait you want me to go to the wedding with you?”

“I need someone to talk to.”

“Aren’t you a bridesmaid?”

“Yeah but I’m still allowed somebody, Sansa isn’t going to make me sit next to Robb and Sam for the entire night. And they’re allowed to bring their girlfriends.”

Gendry was quiet, and Arya wanted to kick herself. She and Gendry had never really talked about, well, the kiss she had laid on him a week ago. They had been friends since fifth grade and now she ruined it, she knew that. She had just left, all but ran away, and didn’t respond to any of his calls or texts.

But she didn’t know who else to ask.

“So, Sansa’s marrying…Jon? Wasn’t he your foster brother or something?”

Arya winced and tried hide her own discomfort.

“Kinda sorta…. his mom’s job took her around the world a lot, and she was mom and dad’s friend way back when, so he just… was always around. Like, Mom just assumed when she made dinner, she was making it for Jon as well.”

And he started fooling around with Sansa when they both ended up in the same college.

“Why are they getting married so soon? It feels a little sudden.”

“Robb and I have a pool going on for how long after their wedding they announce Sansa’s pregnant”

Gendry laughed. A quiet one, but Arya hadn’t realized she missed it until that moment.

There was a beat of silence.

“So, do I need a tux?” Gendry asked, and Arya felt a rush of relief that she hadn’t completely chased away her best friend.

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