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John Mulaney + Quarantine
Source: ginandweas
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me: *is reasonable, patient, with a calm temperament* also me: it’s because
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I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes.
JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020
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when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years
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so apparently John Mulaney was Aesop in 500 B.C
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Andy Samberg’s John Mulaney impression (x)
#this might be one of the most fucking uncanny things i have ever seen#second ONLY to#jay pharaoh#but he is a literal freak of nature#he is not a real person#just a bunch of other people#andy samberg#seth meyers#john mulaney#videos#if the men find out we can shapeshift they're going to tell the queue
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When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday
danisontnonfire
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attempting to be Patriotic™ this 4th of July…
me @ my 2018 self:
ooohhh you sweet summer child
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A single man in possession of a good fortune: “I’m in want of a wife.”
Mrs Bennet:
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I personally take the subway in New York. I love the subway […] I asked my friend who works for the city. I asked him “Why is it a male voice and a female voice?” And he told me.
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“When I was arrested for a one-hitter at a Rusted Root concert, I did not serve hard time. I think I got an award.” JOHN MULANEY: THE COMEBACK KID (2015)
