thelegendofclarke reblogged
have you ever met someone that when they talk you can just hear the “my dad is a republican” in their voice
There’s 2 variants of it. There’s “MY dad’s a republican.” And you can almost feel it dripping off their lips like the cash dripping out of their trust fund.
Then there’s “my dad’s a republican…” and you just know man. You know. Give them a hug.
#*sighs internally*#*sighs externally*#*SIGHS ETERNALLY*#i am definitely the second#he's also a climate denier#calls abortion laws 'murder laws'#and is a staunch supporter of ~all lives matter~#he's also one of those people who says wildly offensive shit and then says 'i'm allowed to have my opinion' whenever anyone points it out#and that minorities need to learn to take jokes#its unbelievable sometimes... the amount of idiot that can be squeezed into one person#it would be fascinating#if it didn't make me want to tear my hair out and/or commit patricide at least once a day#about me#tp#politics tw