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@thelegendofclarke / thelegendofclarke.tumblr.com

Mere. She/Her. Multifandom. House Stark Loyalist™. Salty winter adult and permanently exhausted pigeon. Known for my viciousness, continuous bullshit, two-faced fuckery, and desperation to maintain my BNF/Meta Queen status.

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thelegendofclarke

Yennefer: You can't spell "fuck" without 'u'.

Geralt:...

Geralt: I don't know if you're flirting with me or insulting me.

Yennefer: I haven't quite decided yet.

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Tissaia: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Yennefer: The Audacity.

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Geralt [gently stroking Yennefer’s hair]: You’re so tiny and adorable.

Yennefer [mumbling half asleep]: I could literally kick your ass right now.

Geralt [looking at Yennefer with soft heart eyes]: I know.

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Geralt: You know, when you said 'magic in bed' this isn’t exactly what I had in mind...

Yennefer: Is this your card?

Geralt [softly]: Holy shit.

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Geralt: *exists*

Jaskier: Weee'rrreee the two BEST FRIENDS that anybody could have

I mean, the two BEST FRIENDS that anybody could have

That's right, the two BEST FRIENDS that anybody could have

And we're the two BEST FRIENDS that anybody could have

We're the two BEST FRIENDS that anyone could have

We're the two BEST FRIENDS that anyone could have

And we'll NEVER, NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER leave each other

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