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@thelegendofclarke / thelegendofclarke.tumblr.com

Mere. She/Her. Multifandom. House Stark Loyalist™. Salty winter adult and permanently exhausted pigeon. Known for my viciousness, continuous bullshit, two-faced fuckery, and desperation to maintain my BNF/Meta Queen status.
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Anonymous asked:

I was wondering if you knew what happened to SulkyKate's blog? I was trying to read her Jonsa fic, "Broken and Breaking", but it could not be found and her blog looks completely different. Do you know where I could find the fic to read again?

Oh, I’m sorry, but I don’t know, I’m same interested. Until recently everything was fine. I also love this fic! As far as I know, on AO3 doesn’t have her fics. Maybe @goodqueenalys can help with this.

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I CAN! :)

sulkykate is now actually at @rusalkkas and here is the link to Broken and Breaking, advertising for that fic is my day job and everyone should read it because it is MAYZING!

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Long story short, @goodqueenalys sent me a bunch of videos of kids FREAKING OUT after their father’s shaved off their beards (see exhibit a: X ), so naturally my fandom trashy brain did a thing.

Aemon let out a hearty wail, his face pinched red with distress. Jon tried to soothe his son, drawing him to his chest and rocking him the way that always seemed to work in the past, but Aemon would not be calmed. He squirmed desperately in Jon’s arms and seemed to cry louder at Jon’s attempts to hold him close.

“There, there now my sweet boy. Come here. Shh. It’s alright,” Sansa cooed, rising from where her maid was finishing her hair for the feast and taking Aemon from Jon. “It’s alright, sweetling. Mama has you.” Jon watched as Aemon’s wails quieted into snuffily whimpers and he buried his little face against Sansa’s neck.

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you tell me you’re tipsy; i tell you you’re pretty

[jonxsansa, modern au; texting au, ~5k]

for @goodqueenalys, because i read in one of her reblog tags that she could use a pick-me-up this week

(title from “text me in the morning,” by neon trees)

SANSA: I’m so sexually frustrated that I just annihilated my dinner.

MARGAERY: …with your vagina?

SANSA: No, Margaery, not ~with my vagina~

SANSA: I just stuffed my face because I have no other way to deal with my frustration. I’m eating my problems.

MARGAERY: did you do that thing where you insist on fitting a forkful of every entree and side into your mouth all at once?

SANSA: At one point I had half a filet and what I’m quite sure was a whole potato in my mouth.

MARGAERY: i can’t believe you’re single

SANSA: Single and ready to bone.

MARGAERY: i believe the word you’re looking for is MINGLE, you lush

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Jon, 2:51 PM: Her name is Sansa
Sam, 2:52 PM: a woman named Sansa is going to be the one to murder you?
Jon, 2:52 PM: no, HER name is Sansa. the HER. Jon, 2:52 PM: in fact, HER name is Sansa Stark
Sam, 2:53 PM: Stark? as in…
Jon, 2:54 PM: YES. AS IN.
Sam, 2:54 PM: ah. So Robb will be murdering you
Jon, 2:55 PM: YES. YES, HE WILL BE MURDERING ME AS SOON AS HE FINDS OUT THAT I HAVE BEEN STALKING HIS LITTLE SISTER
Sam, 2:56 PM: you weren’t stalking, not really Sam, 2:56 PM: at most it was just some light stalking
Jon, 2:57 PM: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LIGHT STALKING, SAM

Inside Jon’s cellphone, inspired by @iamkatebishop‘s hilarious texting fic Light Stalking! Social media pictures found with @thronescastdaily‘s Social Media Resources

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Sansa, 6:10 AM: He’s not here. Again. Sansa, 6:10 AM: I guess he isn’t coming back.
Margaery, 6:11 AM: Maybe he is on vacation? There are a lot of reasons he hasn’t been by the park.
Sansa, 6:11 AM: You didn’t see how he ran out of here on Friday. We weren’t even halfway through the trail before I heard him turn around and sprint away. Sansa, 6:11 AM: You were right. I should have talked to him. I lost my chance. I was being stupid. Sansa, 6:11 AM: So stupid.

Inside Sansa’s cellphone, inspired by @iamkatebishop‘s hilarious texting fic Light Stalking! Social media pictures found with @thronescastdaily‘s Social Media Resources

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She calls her mother, and it’s a shorter conversation than she’d expected. Her mother is silent for most of the five-minute phone call. Samwell Tarly had already found the marriage certificate in the databases, so Sansa doesn’t have to field the usual “is it true/how will we manage this fake story” questions. It’s almost like her mother is in shock, and Sansa sits on the side of her bed and sets her forehead into her hand in guilt over giving her mother yet another burden to bear. She’s already told her father, her lady mother tells her, since he’d have seen it on the television sooner rather than later, and yeah, Sansa feels pretty shitty about all of this. But then she thinks of the other option—leaving her family to live at Storm’s End with Edric Baratheon—and she tells herself that it’s really six of one and half a dozen of the other.

A (~shamefully~) late birthday gift for my bb @alienor-woods based on her brilliant fic As Long as We're Going Down!

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The Snow: Chapter 2

* Warnings, such as they are: 1) angst and 2) NSFW language.

(Chapter 1 is here.)

“Sansa?”

Jon tapped at the door again, this one not quite so gently.  “Sansa, are you all right?”

Do I bloody look all right to you? she wanted to scream at him, but that sounded entirely stupid when said to someone who could not, in fact, look at her at the moment, so Sansa settled for, “Piss off, Jon, I’m fine. And no, I don’t need anything.”

She heard him sigh. “All right,” he replied, and she could hear the energy draining out of his voice.  “But if you need anything, come get me, all right?”

Sansa very nearly launched the flowered pillowcase she was still holding at the door, but that would have provoked a further response from Jon, and dealing with Jon was the last thing she needed right now.  The energy drained out of her arm as surely as it had left Jon’s voice just moments ago, and she set the pillowcase on the floor.

“Sansa?”

Sansa shut her eyes tightly. One, two, three, four…please, just let him go away –

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Amidst maneuvers and intrigue, heartbreak and betrayal, bankruptcy and political scandal, the players jockey for power, money, and prestige in a game of business, politics, and love in New York City.

Inspired by Sansa, Jon, Margaery, and Dany’s tumblr pages for @justadram‘s brilliant series A City

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Amidst maneuvers and intrigue, heartbreak and betrayal, bankruptcy and political scandal, the players jockey for power, money, and prestige in a game of business, politics, and love in New York City.

Inspired by Sansa, Jon, Margaery, and Dany’s tumblr pages for @justadram‘s brilliant series A City

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As acts of rebellion go, Clarke knows that getting a tumblr is both minor and pathetic. But it’s her secret, her own tiny, online space where no one knows she’s Clarke Griffin, Hollywood A-lister. She’s just some nobody with like five followers and opinions no one cares about.
And then she makes a friend.
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Rose Colored Glasses

A ‘The Man From U.N.C.L.E.’ AU For the @jonxsansafanfiction Valentines Challenge Day Six: Pretend Relationship Summary: Margaery is certain that one of these days Snow’s brooding is going to get them all killed. (Inspired by @goodqueenalys awesome TMFU AU edit).

The French Riviera, 1963

There is a minute shift in Snow’s posture that sets every nerve in Margaery’s body on alert.

She takes a drag from her cigarette, her other hand inching discretely under her hem towards the piece strapped to her thigh. She does a quick scan of casino floor.

The front entrance? Clear. The mark? Still seated at his table. And Sansa…

Margaery’s finger drifts away from the trigger when she spots the source of Snow’s agitation.

Sansa is in uniform as one of the casino’s cigarette girls, peddling some of her wares to Sorensen’s lackies. The one closest to her says something that has Sansa giggling and grabbing onto his bicep for support.

Margaery looks back over at Snow who has murder in his eyes. 

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yayyyy PROMPTS! could you maybe hit me with a little bellarke + people noticing/pointing out that they can't have a conversation or stand near each other without their noses basically touching?? thanks boo!

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Special thanks to @thelovelylights who graciously helped me with some Spanish so that Raven felt more authentically Latinx. 

If you have something you’d like me to write you I have a ship list and I’m totally taking prompts

Orbitrated teen for kissin’ [or read it on AO3]

The whole walk back to Arkadia takes longer than it needs to. But neither of them seem prepared to move away from each other. They walk so close that their knuckles brush and finally Bellamy hooks a long finger around hers. His skin his warm and Clarke finds herself curling her hand into his, leeching heat off his skin. Jaha glances over his shoulder at them periodically, favouring his arm against his side. Maybe checking to see that they’re still following at the slow steady pace which allows them to walk side by side, to match his long strides to her shorter ones.

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As acts of rebellion go, Clarke knows that getting a tumblr is both minor and pathetic. But it’s her secret, her own tiny, online space where no one knows she’s Clarke Griffin, Hollywood A-lister. She’s just some nobody with like five followers and opinions no one cares about.
And then she makes a friend.
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As acts of rebellion go, Clarke knows that getting a tumblr is both minor and pathetic. But it's her secret, her own tiny, online space where no one knows she's Clarke Griffin, Hollywood A-lister. She's just some nobody with like five followers and opinions no one cares about.
And then she makes a friend.
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