Is it wrong of me to expect a scene next season of Jon sitting at a table mulling over multiple marriage proposals from the northern lords?
I mean, not by the Judeo-Christian ethical system, no. I think Jon’s going to have his hands a little full battling the White Walkers, though, he’s probably not in the market for a husband, even if said husband is a Northern Lord.
someone, please, write the story of Lord So-And-So and his PASSIONATE affection for Jon Snow, King in the North.
“Sansa?”
“Yes, Jon?”
Sansa looked up to see a look of utter befuddlement on her brother’s face, the likes of which she hadn’t seen since they were eight and eleven and she’d forgotten herself enough to embrace him fiercely after he rescued her favorite doll from Arya’s rough-housing.
“I- I think Lord Condon just proposed marriage?”
“To whom?” Oh, if she had to deal with yet another proposal…
“To me!”
Snatching the missive from Jon’s frozen fingers, she quickly scanned over the contents while vaguely remembering that Lord Condon had no unmarried daughters or nieces, though it became clear the Lord considered that no obstacle as she read on, line after line of passionate, ardent prose.
It was a love letter. To Jon. She committed the ultimate sibling faux-pas and began to giggle.
“Sansa!” Oh, he sounded utterly aghast. Her poor brother. “This isn’t funny!”
“Oh, yes it is.”
... LITTLE DID HE KNOW!