Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things
Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP
There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum
sometimes i read my older writing and think to myself ‘wow i could write pretty well for a sixteen year old’ and sometimes i read my older writing and think to myself ‘wow i sure was sixteen when i wrote this’
when you solve that one sudoku cell that busts the whole puzzle wide open
Wow, you can really see the age of this websites users increasing with posts like these.
It's been a year and a half or so since I've been in a room full of people so this isn't a recent story, but I thought about this while talking to a fellow introvert friend. Do any of you have to take breaks from social gatherings to just stand all alone in the bathroom and mentally recharge?
My friend just sent me this and I felt that
someone: *mentions my favorite character*
me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount
but sir that's my emotional support sprawling 1960s scifi franchise
every single star wars fan after chapter 11:
I’ve had this same dilemma too many times
Tbt to that one time I was in a speech class in college and we had to give a “famous speech” in front of the class so I, a quiet 18 year old girl, decided to do Palpatine’s New Order speech from Revenge of the Sith and got into it so much that after I was done the whole class, including the professor, just stared at me with their mouths open