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in 2017, cards against humanity crowdfunded a bunch of money and bought land on the us-mexico border to oppose trump's plan of building a giant border wall. 150,000 people each gave $15.

the plot was maintained naturally, and had signage that said no trespassing.

six months ago, spacex pulled up to the plot, killed the vegetation, covered it in gravel, and is now using it for equipment and generators. they wrecked the whole area without asking. this is not the first time they have done this, either.

from elonowesyou100dollars

when spacex got caught, they tried to pressure cards against humanity to sell for half the land's value, and gave them 12 hours to accept the absolute dogshit deal.

instead, cards against humanity filed a lawsuit, demanded a trial by jury, and is asking for 15 million dollars so they can redistribute it to everyone who initially helped crowdfund the purchase of the land.

cards against humanity will also accept twitter.com as compensation.

since 2017 was a WHILE ago, CAH's form automatically checks if your email & postal code were registered with this project. If you're unsure if you qualify, there's no harm in going ahead and filling this out to make sure:

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cards against humanity will also accept twitter.com as compensation.

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Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

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According to the FAA, SpaceX violated its launch license requirements twice during a Falcon 9 launch of an Indonesian communications satellite June 18, 2023. SpaceX's launch team used a new control room at the company's Hangar X facility at Kennedy Space Center, instead of FAA-approved control rooms SpaceX previously used at the Florida spaceport. In addition, SpaceX's launch team did not conduct a readiness poll two hours prior to liftoff.

FAA told SpaceX not to use the unapproved facility but they said Fuck You and did so anyway. Now they've been fined $663K and Elon doesn't want to pay. So he's suing.

Reminder that the FAA is the primary reason airplanes don't fall out of the sky on the regular and why airports work without killing people excessively. The FAA is generally a force for good, not a meddling bureaucracy.

Also they will destroy your ass if you fuck with them.

Elon is currently in the FA part of FAFO mode.

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The US government entrusts billion of dollars to this racist manchild and his company that makes expensive fireworks.

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"how dare you say true things that happened" -musk

Musk, the richest man on Earth, depicting Stephen King swimming in cash is ironic.

Maybe he's jealous that Stephen King's wealth is in liquid dollars and not in overvalued stocks.

So much for the privatization of space exploration ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Hey y’all especially those in swing states, eyes up:

The elongated muskrat has engaged in blatant election interference by putting out a fake voter registration page on Google ads with the clear intention to dupe voters into thinking they have actually registered to vote. It’s likely also a data harvesting tactic.

Hopefully this gets immediately flagged and taken down but we all know this fascist chucklefuck will not see consequences to his actions and this is something that would drag out in court. Spread the word. Only register to vote through state board or check vote.org for more resources. Do not register through anything else ESPECIALLY if it has some sort of clear motivation.

Scummy as fuck

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