Cabin Pressure Pirate!AU: A Swashbuckling Tale of Terror on the High Seas
Arthur the Chief Steward thinks Able Seaman Martin Crieff is possibly the most brilliant sailor they’ve ever captured, mostly because his hair is as red as that Viking bloke’s from one of his favorite adventure books. The SS Icarus stood no chance against SS My Ship Now, just as Captain Richardson had predicted (despite his sponsor’s, Madam Knapp-Shappey, formidable and vehement protests against another ship raid when they were already low on… well, everything). But the only worthwhile cargo on board was seven Chinese silk kimonos and the only crew member not to have jumped ship after the sighting of the SS MSN. Despite Cpt. Richardson’s disdain towards the young sailor, Madam Knapp-Shappey promotes him to First Mate, and the pirates’ raids take a turn for the interesting…