CYCLE OF VIOLENCE - #18

last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

That was the real bill and ted

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

I know that the “billionaire playboy” look is important to B’s look but honestly if the joker or smthn tried to kill someone at a gala and Bruce fuckin decked him everyone would probably just be like “damn these Gotham boys are just Like That huh”

Too true, the actual reason nobody makes Bruce Wayne the Batman seriously is because the entirety of Gotham is ridiculous and Like That

Reporter: Mister Wayne, how did you find the courage to punch the Joker?

Bruce: That clown comes to my party, threatens my guests and my children - of course I deck him. What else was I supposed to do? Wait for Batman to show up?

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Bruce Wayne becomes the lead symbol of the “we cant always just wait for Batman” movement

The wave of self-responsibility does almost as much for Gotham as either Batman or Bruce Wayne’s philanthropy.

Joker does not plan brutal revenge on Bruce Wayne, because, when interviewed, he states, “I didn’t think the namby pamby milksop had it in him. Him hitting me is actually kind of funny, and nobody likes a joke as much as I do.”

Lo so, siete a bocca aperta. L’opera è di Darian Rodriguez Mederos, classe 1992, artista cubano di cui sentiremo parlare ancora.

via Jacopo Veneziani 

Giving testosterone to young girls who read yaoi and think “I wish I could have a relationship like that”

FtM (Fujoshi to Male)

my wife went the other way around (Male to Fujoshi) and they sit on the fujo throne while im a fag with men for their entertainment

now THIS is trans solidarity

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Back and ready to rock!

I'm ready to rock!

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

dear god, it lives still

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

Of course he’s a Scorpio

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

knife-wielding tentacle is 5 years old today…………………

They grow up so fast. :’)

Six years!

Every year I forget about Knife-Wielding Tentacle until this post comes around

This is the most British post I have ever seen on this gods-forsaken hellsite

why are y’all like this is it from eating all those mummies

Ew, @attentiondeficitastartes, no.

Warmest regards,

The Tumbeasts

should’ve voted slenderman

Slenderman if you like I will suck your penis so far into my tight asshole you will not see it for days if not weeks. If that helps.