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- ̗̀ if i am not deceived.

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ella, non-binary, they/xe/she, bi. xix. est. infj. tracking #userdivides. main blog.
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can't believe i'm saying this but i may have just tracked down the possible location of the Eliot flashback in The Miracle Job by the split second frame of the f*cking currency on the table. what can i say it's a very distinctive banknote

just realized i did not in fact inform the rest of you what currency it was. my bad we're looking at ฿50 and ฿1000, possibly issued 1996-1997 & 2000-2006 for the 50 note and 1999-2006 for the 1000 note

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vaindumbass

parker still often casually pickpockets, to keep her skills fresh and! for fun, but she puts it back, she’s one of the good bad guys now. the team still notices, apparently, because she starts finding little notes in hardison’s pockets that say things like: ‘i love you’, ‘looking good today, babe’ or ‘damn, u even managed to find the inner pocket? impressive <3’.

eliot (although he says it’s just ingredients for cooking) carries around chocolate and bits of fruit (in little containers so they won’t melt/get dirty)  and he feels a bit like those balls with food in them animals get for enrichment. they find little gems/pretty rocks/small flowers in their pockets sometimes, and smile.

wait im not done. parker takes the ‘i love you’ note and puts it in a different pocket so that hardison will notice, which he does. then she decides to steal it and puts it into one of eliot’s containers. eliot, catching on, hands it back to her together with a creditcard when he’s made a lift off of one of their marks. it winds up in hardison’s pocket again. he gives them the tickets for a gala they’re breaking into and there’s the note, folded into eliot’s, and whenever it’s too weathered one of them keeps it and writes a new one. 

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redbelles

People like that… corporations like that, they have all the money, they have all the power, and they use it to make people like you go away. Right now, you’re suffering under an enormous weight. We provide… leverage.

LEVERAGE (2008-2012)

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samuelroukin

so many ways a character can be dog-coded. stray following someone home and begging for scraps. old and needs to be put out of its misery. attack dog. guard dog. lap dog. puppy that pees on the carpet from excitement. shelter dog just happy to finally have feet to curl up on. unsocialized that bites anyone trying to show kindness. silly goofy puddle monster. obedient until the leash comes off

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leverage-ot3

can we just acknowledge for a moment that they didn’t make him overly ripped? how he didn’t have an eight pack or a six pack or anything like literally ANY OTHER show would do? how eliot is clearly portrayed as strong and easily the most dangerous person in any room but he doesn’t need to be super Built™ to do it? he’s strong just the way he is and he doesn’t need a super toned chest to do it. he has a healthy chest for his profession and no one, literally nobody questioned it.

because, every other show would do that. but not leverage. never leverage. because leverage loves to subvert and go against all stereotypes and expectations that all other shows fall for.

*super deep breath but then speaks real quietly in an inside voice because I love you and don’t wanna yell*

Reminder that this is actually what a person who can do what Eliot does the way he does it looks like! If you look at Hollywood’s idea of action heroes and bodybuilders who are both trying to achieve specific looks, you see super cut muscles and over defined lines. Sure maybe they can lift 200 pounds but not very effectively and not for long. If you look at weightlifters, or boxers when training, or even people who actual do demanding labor for a living? They look a lot like Eliot, allowing for natural variation in body type. This is why Hugh Jackman passed out during/right after filming Wolverine fight scenes. He was weight cutting (aka restricting water) as well as being on a restrictive diet to begin with, all for a look-not to be able to fight.

Fat protects your muscles and provides them energy, properly hydrated tissue is plump and full, and everyone stores excess protein/carbs (which is what “fat” usually is, extra you materials so your body can keep replenishing you as you wear out) slightly differently based on a host of things including genetic predisposition.

Chris Kane put on weight for this scene to be in the weight class to fight the other guy, an actual MMA fighter, but I highly doubt he did it without knowing he’d have to still be able to fight and move like he normally does. Remember, this is a tv show, not a movie. Chris has to be able to film scenes like normal and he did a majority of his own stunts, if not all (I’ve never quite found a clear yes/no as to whether he did them all but I know he did most of them. I desperately need the commentaries). So I’d be very surprised to find out he put on a huge amount of weight for this episode. It would look weird to have Eliot change sizes that way, even accounting for the fact that most likely CK often had stunt padding on under his clothes.

But let’s put it in some context for the character, too, because character meta gets me out of bed in the morning and rocks me to sleep at night. Eliot is a fighter yes, but it’s a specific type of fighting in context. He’s not a MMA fighter or a boxer or any other professional athlete. He fights to survive and to protect. He has to be able to fight three guys, run some distance, solve a problem like a locked door or identifying escape routes, fight some more, continue to operate around any injuries, and probably run some more for good measure. An Eliot who fights three guys and then passes out from exhaustion is not an effective Eliot.

To say nothing of the fact that Eliot fights guys with weapons. Fat is a good cushion not only for the pushin’ but also to take hits from batons or bats or to provide more barriers between your soft organs and the bad guy’s knives. Slice a super cut guy along his side and you’ve done major muscle damage. Slice along the side of a guy with a few extra inches of fatty tissue and Eliot’s gonna add your knife to his collection of ‘stabby things I took from people who didn’t deserve them’.

Your body also needs fuel to heal! The extra you materials really come in handy when trying to repair yourself. It’s a bit like being able to grab parts from the tool shed as opposed to going to Lowe’s. (Not that I avoid going to Lowe’s except I do because Lowe’s has a tendency to eat my paycheck. They just display the hatchets and drills so prettily). And well, Eliot gets hurt. A lot. It’s what he does. So having the parts on hand means he heals more effectively. Being adequately fed and watered means you’re healthy and healthy people heal faster.

Bringing more character into it, we often see flashbacks of Eliot in prison type situations and/or being tortured. Having a little extra weight on him means he can potentially go longer before lack of food starts to reduce his efficacy. And we know Eliot likes efficacy. And this is all from a standpoint of Eliot being good at what he does! This is to say nothing of the fact that the man loves to cook and drinks a reasonable amount of beer. Eliot with snacks is a familiar image and yeah, it’s for the team to share but you can bet he eats it too.

This is an exceptionally long post telling you things you already know because I’m incapable of simply saying “Yeah!” when I really wanna say

“Thank you Leverage for not only protecting your actors by not making them starve themselves and dehydrate themselves for the sake of an ab shot they may not even genetically be capable of without damaging their bodies but also for not giving two shits about Eliot potentially not being eye candy simply because he’s not what Hollywood standards have decided are hot this week, you portrayed a realistic man in a realistic role for him and I thank you. Also Chris Kane probably gives really good hugs, he just has that look which is tangential to the point but I’m making it anyways.”

Reblogging this again for the added comments and to tell @letsstealsomethiefjuice that I love them ;; ;; and according to John Rogers, there’s a running gag that Kane’s stunt double has the easiest job in Hollywood lol

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If you applied yourself, Hardison, you could be anything you want. You know what? I could. I could. You know, next week, I think I’m gonna be an astronaut. Well, that’s not really what I meant. I meant, if you studied … Who needs to study? You know, I’m gonna be a surgeon. An ER surgeon.

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aardvaark

i love the leverage bit where parker says "eric with a c, nice and friendly. erik with a k, evil" because 1) parker sharing her thoughts on reality and 2) all their reactions to this, uh, interesting take, are so perfectly them. hardison seeming to know what she was gonna say and nodding along. sophie’s "oh i didn’t know that" like she’s softly encouraging parker to talk about her perspective regardless of whether she believes it. eliot looking disturbed but not surprised and quickly letting it go. and then there’s nate like… "????? no one else has an issue with that ????? no one else thinks that might be incorrect ????? anyone ????? hello ?????"

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