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here’s the thing...

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i’m back on my bullshit. welcome to the show. (20 || she/they)
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is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

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is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

Shout out to all the people who are relieved and comforted by the knowledge that a black hole will not destroy the earth.

Shout out to all the people who are disappointed the knowledge that a black hole will not destroy the earth. (Same.)

Shout out to to this person, because, sir, I am literally autistic, so....... ¯\_(🧐)_/¯ ): 

And shout out to @anakinsafterlife​ for whatever this fucking nonsense is?? Because HuH ????? What the fuck are you talking about????? 

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how does the bookshop guy (the only valid guy in the town other than Maurice) in Beauty and the Beast stay in business? because it seems like the only person who reads in the town is Belle (since everyone else looks down on her for it), and she mentions borrowing books, and it’s not a library because they call it the book shop, and he just gives her her favourite book for free. and they use money in town, because earlier in the song, a man mentions something being too expensive. so where does he get the money to afford to live?

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i’ve been thinking about this post (i can’t find the original one).

if super powers begin manifesting in the womb, does that mean that with Violet sometimes Helen would go to the doctor for a check-up, and on the ultrasound the baby would just........ not be there?

because can you imagine??

“Mrs. Parr, i don’t know how to tell you this, but.... you don’t have a baby anymore. i don’t know where it went, or how the hell this is possible, but— wait, what the fuck? okay. the baby is back now.”

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someone please make an edit of the Star Trek TOS episode “The Empath” (3.12), but replace the dialogue with that scene from Gaurdians of the Galaxy.

empath: you feel love.

kirk: yes, i suppose i do feel a kind of selfish love for everyone-

empath: no. you feel sexual love. *points at spock.* for him!

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