Call me carbon, 'cause I can only make four meaningful bonds
A quote I'd like to share with you all, courtesy of Fen (@phoenixradiant [if he's just going to tag me randomly so will I]):
"I'm sure that down there somewhere, she's got a heart of gold."
"What, heavy and not worth as much as people pretend?"
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It should be noted, should any of our mutual friends inexplicably find this post, that it was said in jest. I just thought it funny.