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In the series "Let's see it again but bigger" Laurie, watching his beloved crocks in the stable at Cape Evans, and anxieting the crap out of himself. How many of them will survive till Spring? Will they be able to do their job? Should I go to the pole? Is Meares fancy free? All these questions without answers...

And yes, he once asked Meares that question, namely after the celebrations of the Midwinter ceased for good and all the expedition members rolled their butts to their respective beds. Titus, who had earlier pretended to be three sheets to the wind drunk in a vain attempt to get Bill frostbitten, now probably got tipsy for real, as he decided to wake good Mother Meares up to ask him this very important question:

- Meares, are you fancy free?

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really painfully charmed by how often LPOE/captain scott is coming up in the interviews from hugh grant's current press tour.... the fact that he clearly thinks about it all the time........ hugh as sad old!cherry in a new adaptation When...........

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Hugh just found out an explanation for why did Robert Scott hate these sledge doggos so much he refused to admit they can be useful.

They laughed at him, like these Inuit dogs laughed at Hugh Grant. And that was something Scott, a man of fragile ego, could not forgive. Like ever. So dogs be damned, bring in the crocks, I mean, the ponies, bring in the motosledges and the manhauling with all of the glorious suffering, anything but these damn, disrespectful dogs!

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In Ye Olde Times, when beautiful and brave boys were swarming both poles to die there in stupidly heroical (or heroically stupid) fashion, and smoking was still socially accepted, the cigarette producents added collectible items to the packs. For instance the cards depicting famous people. Obviously, the Terra Nova pole team became insanely famous after they froze to death on the return leg of their trip (WHY MY TITUS?!) so yes, their depictions ended up on the cigarette cards. You could find Titus, Scott, Bill and Birdie (unfortunately not Taff, because classism, baby) and different antarctic landscapes in the pack of the Players cigarette brand.

That one is obviously my beloved Titus Oates in his polar gear. The artist tried hard to catch that likeness, he did well with the eyes and these tiny dimples in the corners of Laurie's lips, slightly worse with the shape, but at least Titus looks here like a human and not something that crawled out of the Uncanny Valley.

Scott, for some reason, looks at the viewer with deep distrust and I can only imagine he glanced like that at poor Teddy during that long polar winter night. Still, likeness is pretty good, the artist caught it better than Scott's own wife (I swear, the face of Scott's statue in Christchurch is exact same face that the one Kathleen carved into the memorial plaque for Titus in Eton).

Bill looks very much like himself, gazing lovingly upon someone behind the viewer. Is it Scott? Is it Shackles? Well, that's Bill's sweet secret.

Poor Birdie clearly got a nosejob and looks like a long lost cousin of Ernest Shackleton. Clearly the artist had something against the big noses, because Birdie's organ isn't the only famous polar schnoz that got trimmed.

Well, yes, that's Roald Amundsen, just like Birdie, after a nosejob. His gaze looks a bit like he is stoned and will get munchies on a raw seal meat soon. The artist had also a bit of difficulty with drawing properly the Inuit anorak, so Roald looks a tad like he is dressed in one of these kigurumi pjs.

As a final accent, Titus training a pony in a polar landscape, the mound behind them is probably our old friend Erebus. While I must applaud the artist for getting the shape of the famous DIY sackcloth balaclava correctly (even if he did not get the size right and is it me or does Titus look in this DIY sackcloth balaclava like a crazy, overgrown polar version of Red Riding Hood? Like Antarctic Sackcloth Riding Hood, trying to extort brandy from Grandma Billson's basket?), the boots, on the other hand are, umm, nope.

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Gestingthorpe Hall, the countryhouse in Essex bought by Oates family in 1892. Laurie was the first of the four Oates kids to see the house, probably because it was purchased by William Oates, his father, with his health in mind. Oates family lived in London at the time and Putney might had been a nice and posh neighborhood, but the air quality there was dubious. Laurie had constant lung problems and after few bouts of pneumonia and then recovery trips to South Africa, Oates family decided to change their living place to one full of fresh air.

Kids were delighted with new place, Laurie, who always had a penchant for outdoors I think was overjoyed the most. A huge park to run around and play pirates, explorers and whatever the child fantasy could bring in, spacious stables to sneak into, an old home with many nooks, crannies and secrets, yay!

Speaking about secrets... Laurie and his younger brother Brujum (Bryan, but Laurie rarely referred to him by his birthname, most often by this family nickname) somehow convinced themselves there was a hidden passage in the house. They suspected it was hidden behind one of the fireplaces, so Laurie decided to make some highly scientific measurements of the chimney getting the smoke out of the aforementioned fireplace. Namely he climbed onto the roof with some weighed rope and attempted to lower it down the chimney.

Unfortunately the reaction of Laurie's parents did not get reported so we do not know how many heart attacks Caroline Oates got seeing her precious baby boy balancing high on the roof.

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As you might remember Lawrence Oates, despite being born in a rich, upper-class family, therefore a gentleman by birth, was not a typical English gentleman, not exactly fiittng to his class with his behaviour, views or fashion sense. I already wrote a bit about his adventures with sewing (the sack-cloth balaclava, the chest pockets on the woolen jacket and probably the famous DIY canvas pants) , which was not exactly a typical skill for someone of Oates's social strata and profession, I mean even a second lieutenant in the army had two servants tending to his needs, so he did not need to learn how to operate a needle.

Today, dear ladies, gentlemen and scientists, we will focus on another atypical set off skills Soldier had, the carpentry. The carpentry was not exactly an often seen hobby among the upper class in Edwardian society, it was more like something a lower class man, or na aristocrat with such position and family history he could afford any excentricities he fancied without any harm to his reputation, might do. Oateses were not that high in the society though, despite being an old family, Domesday Book and all that jazz. There was no single aristocrat, not even a baronet, on Titus's genealogical tree for all I know, and families from this layer of the social piramid were usually behaving more aristocratic than actual aristocrats.

After that overly long introduction, displaying Titus's hobbies on the background of his social strata, let's get to the carpentry itself. Soldier, sent initially to help with renovating Terra Nova in the West India Docks, made such an impression on the crew with his skills, that Teddy Evans begged Smith to leave Titus at this task, not sending him anywhere else. This way Laurie landed the position of carpenter's mate onboard the Terra Nova and there is absolutely no evidence that the ship's carpenter, Francis Davies, ever complained on his skills.

First construction he made on his own I know about were the horse stalls on Terra Nova, built during the stay in New Zealand. That's where the ponies, bought by Meares in Vladivostok got transported to after a long journey that killed not only two ponies, but also any relations between Meares and Scott's brother in law, Wilfrid Bruce, who was supposed to help, but was pretty useless avoiding any dirty job. Let's get back to my Soldier and his carpentry adventures though. Lo and behold, the stalls:

You can see, that the planks are quite smooth and straight, what is supposed to be vertical is vertical, what should be horizontal is horizontal and everything fits together neatly. Overall it is a good, solid carpentry work, done by someone who had, I think, more than elementary knowledge with it. The crescent shaped indentations were made by the horses, as a number of ponies had a bad habit named windsucking. A windsucker hooks his teeth on the edge of the trough, or the stall board, extends the neck and swallows the air. It wears the teeth a lot and can cause neck muscle issues, the cause is usually boredom. Many bored horses humour themselves also with chewing on whatever they have in their reach, leaving marks like that.

Building the stalls was not an easy task, due to the fact they were on a ship, they had to have a certain size, They had to be wide enough to accommodate the ponies, of course, yet tight enough so the ponies wouldn't be tossed around with every stronger movement of the ship. They gave Soldier a lot of anxiety, as the letter he wrote to his mother from New Zealand and quoted by Bernacchi in his shitty bio of Titus (to be honest Laurie has only shitty bios though), attests.

A you can see Titus was not as imperturbable and calm as he is usually depicted, here he anxieties the living crap out of himself in such a style that I, a seasoned anxiety pro can give him the highest note for his performance. The stalls were all right, ponies fitted in them perfectly and getting them out was not much of a problem.

That's how they were unloaded in Antarctic. Man in the white hat on the right is Rennick, the one in the dark clothes and the one next to the pony are unrecognisable to me. If someone can recognize them, please, chime in. If you look directly above the pony unloading device, you will see a man in white shirt and black woolen hat. That's Titus.

And here we have the stables at thee hut on Cape Evans, built by Titus himself (visible on the left). Also a good quality carpentry in my honest opinion, so it begs the questions: where did this man learn the carpentry? From whom? Who taught him? As for what pushed the rich young man from the idle caste to learn that, well I think there are two things at play here. First, he simple liked to work with his hands. Second, I get a strong impression that he hated to be helpless and dependent on others, that's why he learned how to do things on his own. In one thing I do agree with Bill Wilson: there is more in Titus than meets the eye.

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The Flight of the Eagle (1982). In 1897 Swedish engineer S. A. Andrée with 2 colleagues prepares to fly over the North Pole in his balloon "Eagle".

The cinematography of this is so staggeringly haunting that it feels seared into my memory already - not just in the profound shots of North Pole isolation, but in the energy and life of the Sweden that the three men have left behind in their search for adventure and legacy. Overall, the film takes a minute to get going, but once it does, it feels relentless in the way these sorts of movies should, with just the right tinge of horror to sell the - - well - - horror of the situation. It's pretty great. 8/10.

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The two colleagues were photographer Nils Strindberg, whose father was a cousin of famous playwright August Strindberg, and Knut Fraenkel, an engineer, played here by Sverre Anker Ousdal. Sounds familiar? It should if you are a polarhead, as Sverre is the one who played Amundsen in "The Last Place on Earth". Here he is more beefy and more bicep-y, the muscle mass nonwhistanding he is always a delight to watch.

Andree himself is played by the great Swedish actor, Max von Sydow who is always worth watching and here gives wonderful performance. Coincidentally von Sydow also appeared in "The Last Place on Earth", playing nobody else but the pope of polar explorarion, Fritdjof Nansen. No, Goran Stangertz, who plays Strindberg, did not play in TLPotE.

Overall it is a great movie, really worth watching, especially if brave men dying stupidly on the ice is what makes you tick. Additional interesting thing is that the initial scenes of the balloon being constructed and released are meticulously copied from actual photos of Ornen. Similarly, Ornen's fall is also a copy of the pictures that were recovered with the remains of expedition members in 1930.

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Antarctica's Most Fuckable Twink Semifinal!

Apsley Cherry-Garrard (British Antarctic Expedition - Assistant Zoologist and "Adaptable Helper," Terra Nova) vs. Frank "Deb" Debenham (British Antarctic Expedition - Geologist, Terra Nova)

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reasons why u should vote for my main girl jessie, the quiet land (1992) edition:

  1. he's literally small and penetrable

2. wanted to fuck oates so bad it made him look stupid

jessamine break

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Well, well, well, I suspected for a long time Deb had hots for my Soldier and now I have a confirmation. That's why he was so sour about that "australian Jasmine" thing! He wanted to seduce and ravish Oates with his all manly assets of his manliness and Soldier called him Jasmine. Like a bucket of cold water thrown on Jessamine's head. I find it quite funny though, that Deb is the only person ever that mentions Oates playing chess. The others agree that he preferred backgammon and actually never mention seeing him at the chess board. Deb, my precious australian jasmine, are you spinning here some kind of fanfic with you and Titus as the main characters?

Anyway, I like that last paragraph, depicts pretty neatly Oates's lack of emotional expression. From Soldier's own letters I know there were a lot emotions boiling inside of him, more often than not quite strong, but, as Deb attests, not much of it made to the surface.

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When you read some kind of graphic story on the web and there is this cozy old fashioned house, and then the bedroom, with someone in the bed and that someone gets their long, elegant legs from under the cover and you totally expect it would be Fitzjames in a skimpy outfit, welcoming Crozier who is bringing the morning coffee...

...But it's not, it's just some manga, totally unrelated to any polar stuff and you cannot help but feel dissapointed...

You know.

This is a Terror overdose.

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Revisiting the photos again. This one is, obviously, a cutout from the Tenements photo. For those who don't know (arę here such people?) the Tenements pic depicts the bunks of Cherry&Birdie and Meares&Atch, and the unique construction standing between them, that was Oates' bunk. Made by himself. A running joker in the hut was that it was held in place only by that one plank on the left, that had it's other end nailed to Birdie's bunk. Still, it served Titus well and was ale to withstand his weight and believe me, Titus wasn't exactly in the featherweight category (yet not exactly in heavyweight either as, according to the chart, provided by Griff in his memoirs, he weighed 12 Stones and almost 5 pounds, or 79 kg, while being 5'11" or 180 cm tall). The chart, by the way, contains other juicy easures, like chest, waist and bicep circumference of certain expedition members, the strength with which they could squeeze their hand or their spirometry measurements.

The most intriguing things in that picture is for me that tin in the head of Laurie's bunk, almost under his pillow. What was in there? Why did he keep it under his pillow? Or maybe I identified it wrong and it is a book? I'm trying to guess too whose do these messy shelves belong to, Titus, or Meares? The two shelves directly behind Laurie are quite Spartan contents wise, and in a military order. But these two on the right? man, there is everything on them, or as we say in Poland, they lack only a devil and his mother. Piles of stuff! Considering that Titus supposedly did not have much stuff with him, I seriously suspect the King of the Shelf Mess is Meares.

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Antarctica's Most Fuckable Twink, Round 3

Frank "Deb" Debenham (British Antarctic Expedition - Geologist, Terra Nova) vs. Charles "Silas" Wright (British Antarctic Expedition - Physicist, Terra Nova)

@coldfruitwater is right.... I know this is a tough one you guys... and Silas's gangly limbs and struggle stache might sway you towards picking him.... but let's think about the vital dimension of fuckability here.... Frank Debenham was so irresistibly, inexplicably feminine and alluring that the men of his expedition (well. a few of them) spent the entire winter of 1911 making jokes about how he was a girl named Jasmine/Jessie/Jessamine. he did not really enjoy this, but that makes it all the more delightful that it kept happening anyway. here is an entry I transcribed from his diary:

(yes these guys just started randomly wrestling at any given hour of the day. they didn't have much else to do)

and here is an illustration Bill did based on Griff's description of Jessamine getting Titus to propose marriage to her. how can you let Deb lose after looking at this.

A VOTE FOR DEB IS A VOTE FOR THE RIGHT OF POLAR EXPLORERS TO IMAGINE EACH OTHER AS PRETTY GIRLS !!!!

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VOTE DEB! VOTE DEB I SAY!

...Wait, it was Bill who invented Jasmine? Someone claimed it was Titus.

Anyway...

VOTE JESSAMINE! VOTE JESSAMINE! VOTE JESSAMINE, THE TWINKIEST OF ALL TWINKS!

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Because I am, very obviously, not fully sane, I got overjoyed finding out there arę two, not one "Shitshovel and felt helmet" pictures of Titus. Two! They differ in some very fine details, but there is two of them!

See? Two snaps! Those were done at the end of antarctic winter 1911 and in both of them Titus has a facial expression of a very sad Newfounland dog.

It may be because he had to pont and he hated having his pictures taken, or maybe because he also hated this felt helmet, to such na extent he sewed the sack cloth balaclava. I don't know why he isn't wearing the balaclava in these pictures. The sadness on his face might be also result of a long polar winter which is exhausting in itself and the atmosphere in the hut, quite far from being peaceful certainly didn't help (and the daily concertos of Scott's arguments with Teddy, just peachy and balmy for ears). He might look unperturbed on the surface, but inside of Titus there was quite a torment, his last letter to the mother written from the hut shows that clearly. Titus obviously did not want to be a failure, did not want to dissapoint anybody, but he also did not want to go further south that he had to because of the ponies and he dreaded sharing the tent with Scott. Sometimes I want to reach back to 1911 Antarctic and yell to him "Titus, go only to the Beardmore Glacier and not a single step further!" But then I think that if it wasn't him in the polar party, it would be Cherry. And for that poor, sensitive, vulnerable kid that journey would be even more hellish than it was for Titus. How can I bloody blame Laurie for going further south?

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Today is the day od "I know I already published these, but I've found them in better quality so yay! Here we go again!"

We will start from the Quail Island:

You know that one, do you? Of course you do, You already saw Kathleen Scott and her husband, always enthusiastic Teddy Evans and dandy Meares watching Dimitrij driving the summer, wheeled version of the dog sledge. So nów we go with the close-ups.

You can see not only the Three Amigos in front (facial expression of Meares is precious) but also Laurie's sweet, boyish smile hidden in the shadow, just glance above Scott's shoulder.

Treat numer two, These two serious men, seriously ready to put'em depots, and nów you can see that both of them sport light smiles on their so manly faces. Not surę what I love more here, that hint of a smile, or that wobbly bobble on Titus's hat.

The third treat does not contain Titus (shocking, I know), but its is a little gift for all the Mearesophiles in here. Lo and behold: The Dandy and his horse! It is, obviously, the part of Quail Island batch, more precisely it is a close up of that one picture with a horse pissed off he has to parade in front of Kathleen. Most versions of that photo are cropped, without Meares, but today I found a giant, uncropped version, so I share the best part of it. Enjoy!

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