he's so cute I'm going to tackle him to the ground
goodbye hot halloween lesbian ex-girlfriend character played by aubrey plaza
hello hot christmas lesbian ex-girlfriend character played by aubrey plaza
so this bit is way funnier now
AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.07 Death's Hand in Mine
Marvel women, written by men: 🧍♀️I can’t have babies 👶🏻😫😢 I’m a monster 😢😢 yes this is the deepest my backstory can get btw 😉😨 isn’t it harrowing 😱
Marvel women, written by women: I will subject an entire town to my will if it means the chance to see you again. I will drink my grief, knowing I am damned and that I cannot protect you, and will still sing out my heart to crowds of thousands in the hopes they will keep you safe when I’m gone. I crave power so intensely that it has overpowered any sense of loyalty to anyone, and I will betray again and again and again, but I will still be wounded when you betray me because it was you. It was you.
One of my genuine favorite parts about agatha all along is the realization that Agatha's very real and legitimate powers come from simply annoying the shit out of people until they try to murder her
Agatha when the door to the road™️ appeared knowing damn well she made the whole thing up:
farewell swishy coat, you were fabulous
I need a spinoff of Agatha being the world’s most annoying spirit guide
(Too good of an idea not to doodle!! (๑>ᴗ<๑) )
wait wait wait Agatha took a silly song she made with her son and then used it to gather power for centuries after his death and then AND THEN her surrogate son comes along and makes the song REAL??? do NOT touch me for the next 24 hours
the way Rio CHOSE not to show her skull face so that she didn’t scare Nicky and told him to kiss his mom and held his hand ??!!! i’m in tears
the imagery in this part of the ep was actually insane like this is genuinely beautiful
Just re-watched this episode last night, and it made me cry (again).
When you actually have to do the job you applied for after lying about how capable and great you are on your résumé
Someone said "Billy parent trapped Agatha and Rio" and tbh I can't stop thinking about that 🫣
Maybe we're all so overstimulated because the only form we receive information in now is short form videos that are either:
- Lip syncs to a viral sound or song so you have to decipher the sound and how it translates to the video
- People talking with microphones stupidly close to their face
- Videos of products with obscene amounts of AMSR at double the volume
- Videos with nauseating transitions to keep you engaged
- Videos which are designed to stoke fear, anger or outrage.
Like tumblr was the one of the last safe places where memes were still in text or photo form and that's also being taken over by video form content.
I can't wait for this phase of the internet to die and I hope the next phase is we go back to sharing information via photos or text only.