No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

Better?

Much. 

Horse must have been desperate

reagan also got fucked by a horse, can’t you read

Children/teens aren’t allowed to be sad or in a bad mood because they can get yelled at for it and ridiculed and told to ‘change your attitude or I will for you’, while adults who are sad or in a bad mood, are allowed to yell at and take their frustration out on the kids. Adult privilege huh?

And when the adult is in a bad mood, it’s the kids job to step on eggshells in order to keep them from not exploding, and when they do, it’s on them.

And when the child is in the bad mood, it’s their job to try to hide it, and when they break apart trying to, it’s on them.

What extra sucks about this is that adults literally have more experience, context, perspective, and brain development to help them manage emotions. Adults who do this are shit. We are the adults, we should not be expecting kids who are still developing and learning about the world and trying to figure out their place in it to be the ones who are emotionally mature. 

People who treat adulthood like a power trip are honestly shit and should not have authority over kids. 

It has milk, but the label doesn't say it. Who the hell reads a butter label?

This is what we call acceptable collateral damage for a system which also requires foods be recalled due to contamination with listeria.

I feel most bad for the person who designed the label and the person who proofread the label because they probably both lost their livelihoods over an honest mistake which in the grand scheme of things won't even effect Costco's bottom line in a measurable way.

WHAT THE FUCK

BOOBS PEN?????

boob pen

That Seems Totally Unnecessary. 

Was trying not to cry laughing at radiology today

I am making this poll for no reason other than I wanna find my people because I feel so alone in this.

STRICTLY FOR AESTHETIC PURPOSES/HYPERFIXATION

On your phone...

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

It took me a second to get it but only because I had to mentally break down anti-BI-otics.

Do you ever get reminded of that one really intense longfic that you had every intention of writing and had meticulous notes and complicated outlines for but then something happened and you aren't in the fandom anymore and you still have the desire to write the fic but it's slightly hollow now because it's a good idea and you think it would have been a great fic but you haven't been in the fandom for literally years and you don't have that bit of passion for it that you did when you were writing it and have just a weird moment of nostalgia where you want to reread it but it never existed

get out of my house

Rude

Meanie

One of those ‘pick two pills’ things but it’s things I actually want

métis hatsune miku !!!