who you should fight: gone edition
sam: this kid is literally always looking to fight someone. he'd fight his own ass. he's ridiculously powerful, too. don't fight sam.
astrid: she spent like five months in the woods living off of berries and willpower. don't fight astrid.
quinn: he's ripped from fishing all the time, and he's generally a good dude. don't fight quinn.
dekka: she'd appreciate the fight, but you'd lose. she'd be nice about it, though, and maybe buy you something to eat afterwards. fight dekka at your own discretion.
brianna: she'd knock you out before you got the chance to blink. don't fight the breeze.
edilio: okay, you can fight edilio, but WHY would you do that. why would you want to even mildly bother him. don't fight edilio, holy shit.
howard: he's not much on his own, but he's best buds with orc. don't even think about fighting howard.
orc: fight orc if you wish for death.
lana: she MIGHT heal you after she destroys you, but she might not. fight lana at your own discretion.
sanjit: this kid is a fucking wild card, okay? if you fight him, he'll keep coming back for more. his name means "invincible". don't fight sanjit.
virtue: i don't know why you'd want to fight choo, but you'd win. even so, then you'd have sanjit on your ass. don't fight choo.
dahra: what the fuck. what the fuck. why would you fight dahra. what the fuck. don't fight dahra.
caine: see sam. don't fight caine.
diana: while she'd appreciate your effort, then you'd have caine to deal with. don't fight diana.
penny: penny is filled with rage 24/7. unless you're looking to face your worst fears, don't fight penny.
bug: do it. fight bug. he deserves it, absolutely. fight bug.
drake/brittney: DO NOT APPROACH. DO NOT FIGHT.
gaia: SEE DRAKE. DO NOT FIGHT GAIA.
albert: you can and should fight albert, but then he'll sue you. fight albert at your own discretion.
mother mary: why...would you fight mary. she's already been through too much. don't fight mother mary.
orsay: she's just kind of sad. see mother mary. don't fight orsay.
zil, and anyone else in the human crew: please fight.
taylor: you can definitely win against taylor, but don't hurt her too much. she's not that bad a person, really, but she is kind of a jerk. fight taylor, but take care.
toto: see taylor. fight toto, but take care.
roger: he's doing his best. don't fight roger.
jack: you'll lose, but do it anyways. fight computer jack
sinder: sinder's too good, too pure, but she'll probably pull some magic vegetable voodoo on you. don't fight sinder.