hail the donut king

What do you mean "the real magic was inside me". Then what the fuck did we gather the magic amulets for

I was wondering why so many of the notes on this were about hockey (???) and I didn't expect the answer to be "the captain of the Maple Leafs is selling a healing electromagnetic amulet" but here we are

oh. sob. sid telling a goalie who's no longer his "good job"… girl…

bonus: flower going “miss this… you guys. this team”

statistically speaking there have definitely been secret gay love affairs happening on major league sporting teams. just a thought from my brain to yours

goalie doesn’t have a blade and they stop the blade?? oh tuukka i’m so sorry for the disrespect.

hashtag that’s MY president

Flower & his Ovation

gotta stop and smell the flowers

sid grinning about flower for over four minutes 🥺

“are you on high alert with him in the building” “yeah, definitely. when i leave, i’m sure he’ll hide my gear. hopefully he doesn’t get to it. he’ll get to something i’m sure.”

“where did you feel marc-andre fleury’s absence the most?” “probably on the plane… i spent a lot of years sitting next to him”

“what do you think he’ll do after hockey?” “he can barely sit still for five minutes”

Don’t touch me!!!!!! 😭😭😭

she is an icon, she’s a legend and she’s the moment

― Blud, Rachel McKibbens

(Photo credit: Len Redkoles, Justin K. Aller, Len Redkoles)

henrik lundqvist talks to evgeni malkin and sidney crosby postgame sabres @ pens | 10.16.24

goalie pro tip: if you're being threatened in your trapezoid and none of your teammates have their sticks down, the correct response is to bank it off the guy's stick and glove it. and if he bats it down? he won't. don't worry about it. he's too slow. you're gonna shut them out. you're yaroslav askarov. you are simply better than them

if i show up to my beer league game after finishing a 9-5 and the other team rocks up with bobby lou in goal i’d simply never play hockey again

when you’re not playing in net for the game, you of course join the ice crew 😂

IM SCREAMING

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

more updates

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

He’s kind of a mini celebrity here, St. Louis takes its hockey seriously 😂 this is from a few weeks ago (Jan 2022, the winter classic)

This gets better every time I see it.