I just want the fourth Thor movie to be Thor following Loki, singing "Let it Go" the whole time.
Imagine Loki coming back and Thor says "I thought you were really dead" and Loki replies "Odin's son, I pledged to you my undying fidelity."
Headcanon that homosexuality was so accepted on Asgard that they never actually had terms for different sexualities.
Person: *explains what gay is to Thor*
Thor: *nods along* like loki, yes
Person: *explains what lesbian is*
Thor: *nods along* yes, like loki
Person: ???
Headcanon that this is what Loki called Thor when they were kids.
Honestly all that trouble Loki caused in the Avengers would've been avoided if Odin had sent Frigga instead of Thor.
Imagine Frigga just walking up to Loki as he talks to Tony at stark tower, grabbing him by the ear and hauling him back to Asgard.
Scaling Asgardian years down to human years...
Thor spent the first 24 years of his life as an Asgardian prince, happy and spoiled; then the events of the first Thor movie happened and within two months, his entire family was dead, he'd been stabbed in the eye, he'd lost his hammer, his realm was destroyed and all its people killed. Oh, and he'd lost his fabulous hair.
Truth Or Dare
This is an Avengers crash/crack fic. It is absurd and Loki is here.
"This is an emergency. Everybody report to the living room at once- auth. Tony Stark," announced JARVIS.
This caused a bit of chaos around the tower. JARVIS repeated the announcement with double the urgency.
Thor burst into the designated room, vanilla icing smeared on his face, brandishing Mjolnir.
Steve followed, sprinting into the room showing clear signs of having hurried into his uniform- his shirt was inside out.
With a poof, Loki teleported beside Tony wearing nothing but a pair of bright green briefs with gold L's on them, socks and his helmet.
Bruce had just finished Hulking out in his special cell. He hurried in, holding up his recently enlargened pants.
Nat followed Bruce, looking collected and alert.
Last of all, Clint, soaking wet with with shampoo bubbles in his hair and a patterned Iron Man towel around his waist ran in, holding a cluster of arrows he had haphazardly grabbed.
"What's happening?" he asked, waving about the arrows. "Loki lost his conk again?"
"No," said Tony. "But I'm flattered, Legolas."
"What- oh," said Clint, looking at his towel and going red.
"Loki- you have personalized boxers?" asked Nat with a snigger.
"May I ask what your ardent interest in and about my boxers is?" shot Loki, smirking.
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice- Part 1
Pairings- Loki x Reader
Loki takes an apprentice he finds himself getting unusually attached to.
AN- I’m awfully sorry for the delay. Thank you to everyone who liked, reblogged and commented on the prelude, it means a lot to me. Also, updates are going to be irregular- I’ve just found out my prelims are in nine days. But I will update, promise.
Headcanon that Loki’s hair is super soft, silky and fine- he only began to grease it and slick it back because Thor would always annoy him by continuously running his hands through it, and then pretty soon it became a habit and he never stopped slicking it back.