bloodraven being a tree and giving his great great grandfather sleep paralysis demons all season courtesy of harrenhall and alys:
aegon to the next person to enter his chambers if aemond keeps coming to “visit” him:
daemon and all the ghosts of harrenhall living it up every night:
aemond: i love that my uncle tried to murder me in my own bed. he’s soooooooo afraid of me—
daemon, living it up in harrenhall:
aemond one-eye “that’s-okay-they-can-die-for-my-aesthetic” targaryen:
aemond: my uncle is a challenge i welcome, if he dares face me—
daemon:
the whole fandom @ grandma vhagar:
aemond immediately after:
Violence
the maesters writing the histories: and prince aemond one eye the war criminal brutally and mercilessly reigned murder on his poor nephew and baby dragon
aemond: uh wait a minute no—
the maesters:
house of the dragon creators to all of us next season:
lucerys: *dies*
me, knowing it was coming and still being distraught over it for the next year:
daemon calling people cunts is something that can actually be so personal
team black trying to save our favorite strong boy from doom: lucerys…lucerys…HEY LUKE DONT GO TO STORM’S END!!!! oh no, oh my god he has airpods in he can’t hear us!!
rhaenys is that bitch. love that for her. and for all of us on team black.
ya’ll when dafuq are they gonna give us aemond’s sapphire ass eye? this motherfucker—well i guess he isn’t really one of those targareyn’s—really said “bitch took my eye? that’s okay. they can die for my aesthetic” and i mean, he is a little shit but he is also like…the biggest mood. but dont worry, i am team black through and through, and lucerys is an even bigger badass for taking aemond’s eye. i just need to see his petty ass be that fancy.
daemon really said girl boss, gatekeep, gaslight 😂