You're My Friend Now We're Having Soft Tacos Later

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

Isabela, Lady of Fortune (Bioware Pls)

videte anatem

VICISTIS :) :)

VICTORIAM SUMMAM

Why the accusative for supreme victory, if you don't mind?

I figured if there were a verb there then victory would be its object? So I guess I was treating supreme victory as a sentence fragment rather than a self-contained phrase. But I don't know if a Roman would do that and I can't think of any examples of similar uses right now so I'm very possibly dead wrong on this one.

not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

yeah okay ill reblog that

Responding with visible exhaustion as the tech entrepreneur mentioned yet another of what he considered must-play titles, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly nodded vacantly Friday after Elon Musk rattled off his 10th consecutive video game recommendation. “Uh-huh, so I should try, what was it again, Elon? Elden Ring? No, I haven’t even heard of that one,” said a depleted Trump, who merely added “absolutely, they’re all fantastic” when Musk asked him if he thought he would rather play as a spellcaster or bandit, and who then sighed and stared into the middle distance. Full Story

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idk what to draw lately so here's DAV lads

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We got one very hilarious win

Here's how Zeke spent his wishes...

Watch the full episode on Dropout

poor vic

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Clickhole, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

based on @vampirefunkmetal​ ‘s very good post [here]

anyone else think this too

miss detective.. 💍

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search

Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.

@resumbrarum

Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦