fagging it up

me putting salt and pepper on my damn.. food!

A deer has eaten a discarded funyun and got powers

a giant, glass shattering noise comes from the sky that is unmistakably the smash bros announcer saying “KING DEDEDE”. it makes headlines worldwide and people are scared. scientists find that the source of the noise was a dead star 2.7 billion light years away

this is my mona lisa

This is when I realise I’ve been scrolling far too long…

they hate to see a cis man who is also a paperclip thriving 😔

@palegr33333nstars33

me to the drive thru guy at mcdonalds

monster hunter

donkey kong is often in trouble at the jungle and other places

some people are wastewater treatment plants

#hagblogger #elderlyhood #senilehood #divinegeriatric

smash or pass dollgirl edition

smash or pass

the fact that this is a real ad for the game and not a tumblr shitpost sends me into oblivion

the kitchen bug crew at it again stealing your food right from under your nosea bug crew drinking your coffee right from the mug. a bug crew tryibg on your shoes and going for a little walk to see how they feel and leaving the shoes in a different spot than where you left them.

I wanna see a how it's made episode for uncrustables. I need to know what happens to the crusts.

You don’t wanna know…

Had a short stint working in the uncrustables factory as one of the rats nibbling all the crusts of and let me tell you the conditions are atrocious

theres an ant in the ground, where else would it be. oh haha yeaa