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theorahsart

Incorruptible pt 45

I like to think that when they got along, Brissot and Camille sang Revolution Songs together (they're not drunk, they're just...Brissot and Camille together in a room).

Also, the song is VERY loosely translated from this song, made in 1791. Robespierre was featured in songs as far back as that! Because the song seems to pursue rhyming over other elements, I also chose rhyming over a more direct translation.

Another also: thank you @anotherhumaninthisworld for several posts and links, which helped me figure out Brissot more easily, alongside discovering that he's like *ridiculously* short lol

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Calling history nerds 🚨🚨🚨

Which historical figure(s) would you put on your hear me put cake?

I would put Thaddeus Kosciuszko and Ulysses S Grant on ofc :) (They can also be someone just for goofiness)

hear me out cake example:

Oh boy, this'll be interesting 😅 Thank you @macaron-n-cheese and @mexicanwanderingsoul for the tags!

Shockingly I don't have many historical figures I'm into that way, but I think the few I do have all count as hear-me-outs, so here's my cake:

In my defense for putting de Sade here, sometimes his desperate horny rambling is kind of Pathetic. De Tocqueville is just very pretty with the grabbable waist and sad wet brown puppy eyes (+ bonus points for having very good opinions on the Puritans), and then I have to include my wife ofc <3

Tagging: @estomia, @enlitment, and anyone else who wants to do it 😅

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enlitment

oh dear 😅 I'm not sure thanks is the right word to use here, but thanks for the tag @chaotic-history!

Behold, my Hear-me-out cake:

  1. Denis Diderot - a pretty lousy husband but 1700s no. 1 girldad (maybe along with Aaron Burr). Every source I've read went on and on about how charming he was. His writing's pretty funny. Plus someone I could bitch about Rousseau with. Letters to Sophie are still among the most beautiful ever to be written. Plus relevant grasp of female anatomy confirmed by primary sources. Do you see my vision?
  2. Mark Antony - look, if we take Plutarch's word for it, there's potential. Whatever dynamic they had going on with Cleopatra - the horribly un-Roman one - seems genuinely fun. Plus there's the whole Curio story to keep in mind. I bet he'd look good in a stola.
  3. Gaius Valerius Catullus - sigh, you knew this was coming. Whiny, but by all accounts a great poet. Takes no prisoners with his writing. Plus his daddy's rich.
  4. Camille Desmoulins - he seems to have been really charismatic and I do share a lot of his views? Plus, a talented writer. Plus, I'd trust that Lucile would have had a decent taste.
  5. John Polidori - underrated. A doctor. Has that early 1800s romantic look down. And the sad wet cat energy is all there.
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trzepotttt

thank you for the tag @enlitment (and sorry for the late answer)

after careful concideration, i present to you, my hear me out cake:

(from left to right)

Izabela Czartoryska - when i was younger my mum gave me a book about important women in polish history and my 11 year old self thought having a collection of important historical artifacts was so cool

Lucien Bonaparte - no reasoning here, he's just cute

Louis Antoine Saint-Just - where do i begin...

Jadwiga Andegaweńska - a female king?!?! how cool is that?!?!

Lucile Desmoulins - no need explaing this to the frev fandom owo

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plrle

thank you for tagging me and sorry for the late response! i really had to think it through.

Charlotte Robespierre – UM, I MEAN. she would ruin me and i would thank her for it

Emma Goldman – MAD AURA, she looks effortlessly attractive on every single picture of hers.

Vera Zasulich – has been my historical crush since 8th grade. i don't give up away my teenage love easily. also, people who knew her thought she was also really sweet and friendly... and... i thought... we could... you know... translate Marx together... 👉🏻👈🏻

Sarah Bernhardt – i want to clarify that she became even more pretty as she got to her 60s.

Hesya Helfman – i find her really cute, even if she was described as either average-looking or straight up ugly. like, NO WAY. for me she looks so beautiful! <3

Thank you for the tag! Here are my choices.

(From left to right)

  • Dmitri Shostakovich

Cute glasses. Nice music. The only classical composer I listen to. He would understand me cause his compositions are very female rage. Has a farm.

  • Napoleon Bonaparte

Am I ashamed? Deeply. Can I help it? Sadly, no. I tried to get over it. I hate the guy but I'm sorry to admit I see the appeal.

  • Giacomo Leopardi

Actually my #1 historical crush. Italian poet and philosopher, hopeless romantic and cutie patootie. His mother doesn't love him. He's my roman empire and I would die for him.

  • Clara Bow

1920s women have my heart. I would faint on the spot if she looked at me. She deserves better! I watch old movies only because of her.

  • Maximilien Robespierre

Chubby cheeks and strong opinions. Do I have to say anything else?

No energy to tag rn so whoever wants to join! <333

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theorahsart

Incorruptible pt 44

Me channelling that 'Robespierre looked like a cat lapping vineger' comment into the last panel. It might be a while before the next update, I want to do some thorough reading on Brissot to pin down his personality/motivations- if anyone has any book reccs for him, I would welcome them~

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