Tem confirmed that he never saw Pedro Pascal while making TBOBF, all his scenes were with John Wayne’s grandson and the other stunt doubles. Interestingly, he seemed to say it was less of a scheduling conflict and more that Pedro Pascal really doesn’t like wearing the helmet and it makes him claustrophobic. (This might be old hat to anyone who follows Pedro Pascal, I just haven’t heard it before.)
Din Djarin is an uncircumcised man and you cannot change my mind
I guess "the helmet stays on" applies to his dick as well.
I am CACKLING over Tumblr putting these two images next to each other in the "Check out these blogs" section because to me the matching background implies that Barbie is a Mandalorian and I just cannot stop thinking of the implications of that.
I let my intrusive thoughts win with these AI images but it's almost as if it read my mind and added emphasis on... certain areas 😂
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present Exhibits A, B, C, D, and E:
I rest my case.
PREGNANCY / BREEDING KINK RECOMMENDATIONS
Thank you to the writers for sharing your work 🙏🏻
All recs are probably 18+, be aware of warnings, etc… Some may be story spoilers, sorry.
ADDING MORE AS I GO ✶ MAIN MASTER LIST
Joel + Lady reader on their own in post outbreak world, settle in a remote cabin… relationship grows… pregnancy
Single story with Joel giving praise and desire to get the reader pregnant.
Single story of Joel exploring his breeding kink while on patrol with reader who is ready to stop taking precautions
WRITER SPOTLIGHT! @netherfeildren
BETTELN and BIETEN Two part with reader wanting Joel to knock her up and resulting pregnant sex
FEAR OF GOD Joel + Lady reader who is one of the town’s medical staff start a complicated relationship… pregnancy
Series begins with Joel having a one night stand with the reader. She leaves the next day… a few years later Joel arrives in Jackson where he discovers the reader and her son with brown curly hair..
Non-outbreak domestic Joel + lady reader who is ovulating…
WRITER SPOTLIGHT! @chloeangelic
BELONG TO ME Non outbreak, Chef Joel + waitress reader. She wants a baby, relationship or not, asks Joel to help her conceive…
REFLECTIONS OF THE MOON Joel arrives in Jackson + teacher start an affair…
THUNDER ROLLS on AO3
Short story- Reader reminisces about life with Joel, comfort during a storm, pregnancy
Single story. Joel + reader from Kansas City travel to Jackson with Ellie and on to find the Fireflies. On the way the reader discovers she is pregnant and like Ellie, also in danger of experiments…
Short stories. Outbreak, living in Jackson. Reader has baby fever and Joel is happy to give her anything she wants. Second story is pregnant sex and delivery.
No outbreak Joel + fiancé reader who is overwhelmed by her crazy teaching job and Joel tells her she can quit- construction business is good. So she does! Mutually discover their breeding kink…
Non-outbreak, week of Joel + reader sexcapades plus a surprise..
Short story, non outbreak, age appropriate reader, expecting a surprise baby…
WRITER SPOTLIGHT! @toxicanonymity
THE OLD FASHIONED WAY Reader enlists in vaccine research study and Joel is the sperm donor.
SECRET BREEDER Joel is not interested in pulling out…
Joel doesn’t have a good reaction to finding out she is pregnant…
Joel visits the reader at work to take advantage of a storage room during her break…
**heavy rating alert for Darkest Joel stories below, read series warnings 🪦🕊️**
THE WRONG WAY on AO3, @romanarose
Joel is the leader of raiders and takes the reader for himself as back and future payment for their protection. This is very, very dark and broken Joel and a reader who knows nothing better in her life. Stockholm syndrome only deepens after finding out she’s pregnant. Tommy is a good guy and many complicated relationships.
Quick story of Joel + neighbor… with a twist ending!
Walking home in the cold darkness through Jackson when dark!Joel comes along…
WRITER SPOTLIGHT! @notjustjavierpena
CRAVINGS The smell of cigarettes makes his pregnant wife sick so he finds an alternative fix…
Javi + DEA partner reader have a fling but break it off, reader is shot in action, placed into a coma, and Javi learns she is pregnant…
Reader arrives in Columbia for a 12 month job assisting the DEA agents in handling mountains of paperwork after Escobar. Steve and Connie are already friends with a past, reader meets Javi and “casual” relationship begins… unplanned, but wanted pregnancy… Steve is her best friend, Texas, Miami, job stresses… Javi grows leaps and bounds
Javi + reader had a baby in college. While Javi is in Columbia you’re separated, but amicably parenting your now college age daughter. When he leaves the DEA and returns to Texas things spark again and surprise!
Javi finds his match and they both waint to try for a baby…
Crazy cravings, Javi being protective, and fluff
Agent Whiskey is on a mission to recover a hard drive when he stumbles upon an Omega in heat… A/B/O dynamics, breeding, pregnancy, birth, dumbass Jack.
Ezra + reader are strangers held against their will to produce a baby. They fall in love against their fate- Will they escape? Heavy content warning
One shot story of possessive Frankie and fiancé
Short about Pero coming home to his wife
Pero as a protective shape shifting creature and his love during a full moon
The night before Guard Pero and the Princess’s wedding…
Reader tells Marcus she is pregnant and he is thrilled…
Marcus + fiancé discover they both share a breeding kink
Looking for Din Djarin and other Mandalorians? Aren’t we all…
Me, thinking I'm finally over ever wanting to be pregnant again: I can finally leave! Martha, I'm coming home, sweetie.
Me seeing a list of fanfics involving Pedro characters and pregnancy/breeding kinks: IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
We met Mando at Hollywood Studios today and the way he held my daughter's hand 😭
Goodnight Grogu, goodnight Din.
Goodnight Mandalorian.
Goodnight Razor Crest, goodnight macaroon.
Goodnight bantha, jumping over the moon.🌙
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This drawing is a year old, but I've never shared it on tumblr. Please enjoy. 💖 Reblogs appreciated but do not repost. Thanks!
THIS IS SO FUCKING NOSTALGIC
RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD FEELS
So I made this for anyone who would like to use it!
okay okay but i feel like din djarin zoinks the fuck out after sex. like this man is soooooo sleepy. he just passes right out lol
Imagine you're on top of him, having just finished. You lay on his chest, the two of you trying to catch your breaths as you feel him grow soft inside you. After a few minutes, you feel his breathing start to even out. You softly run a finger along his skin, savoring the closeness and intimacy. "This is nice," you coo. His response: a loud snore. You push yourself up enough to look at Din and see that he has fallen asleep. It's clear he needs it, so you opt not to disturb him. Shaking your head and chuckling under your breath, you push yourself off him, clean yourself up, then snuggle against him. You'll give him shit for it in the morning.
Pairing: Din Djarin/The Mandalorian x f!Reader (Another Way Universe) Summary: Din learns some things about pregnancy while helping you through a bout of morning sickness. Word Count: 800+ Rating: No rating, blog is 18+. Content: Nausea/vomiting. Pregnancy. Tooth-rotting fluff. The usual teasing/banter. A/N: I found some stuff that I had written but didn't make the final cut when writing the main story. This takes place in the middle of Chapter 8 of "Another Way" but it can be read on its own. I miss writing for these two. I'll get to the epilogue eventually, I swear, so don't yell at me @pedropascalsx
Eyes fluttering open, you wake to find Din gone. Intent on finding him, you swing your legs over the edge of the bed. The second you sit up, your head starts to spin. Your stomach turns over, and it feels as though the contents of your last meal are now fighting their way back up through your throat. Taking steady breaths, you pray it will subside soon.
what is drowning if not a bath persevering
They really pulled the Uno reverse card on Din's name.
Spoilers for the latest mando episode !!!
If his story is coming to an end it makes sense because
1) he said that Karga had space for them on his planet and it seemed like he was at least interested in checking out that option
2) Jim giving Bo the dark saber
In the first episode of Season 3, Karga offers him a spot as Marshall. And I remember thinking then that the offer would come back… I could see Din taking that role and choosing to live out his life there with Grogu. Which would also explain why they haven’t given him a ship more suitable for bounty hunting/living in. That’s not the life he’s going to have anymore.
Din, settling down with his Kid to be a marshall in the town?
all he needs now is his Girl
If that happens I won't say that I manifested it, but...okay yeah I sorta manifested it 🤣 (kidding...I'm sure a lot of us did lol)
From Chapters 14 and 19 of my Mandalorian fic, Another Way:
(man I need to go through and do some editing eventually 🤣)
It really took Din months to figure out that loophole to give the blade to Bo and that’s the most Din Djarin thing to ever happen. Man was like this every night trying to find a way to get rid of that burden.
Mandalorians aren't supposed to sleep around before marriage. Din has been good about that. He's dedicated to his Creed. Besides, while constantly travelling the galaxy or hiding with his people, he hasn't met anyone that could tempt him to risk it. Until he met you. Now he has to employ every trick in the book to work around his Creed, until the day you marry.
Smutty thoughts under the cut.
I think you broke me congratulations
I just know that as I watch Joel brutally destroying people, I’m also going to be calmly thinking, “This is what Din looks like. This is what Din looks like when he fights. This is what Din FUCKING looks like when he fights.”
And I was correct.
He totally used his Mando voice doing the interrogation scene which makes it so much better and easier to picture Din.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRWudtak/
Mando walked so Joel could run.
