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Kim Sascha

@theelvenkingsunderthesky / theelvenkingsunderthesky.tumblr.com

I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew. 19 years old. Gouda, the Netherlands. Studies medicine @ Erasmus University Rotterdam. Re-living her fangirl days
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I woke up at 6 am this morning for work but all I could think of was the following question

Does Hogwarts have electricity? Like if I’m a muggle and I want to charge idk my toothbrush...how do I do that? Can you plug it into the wall

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matchagirl

billie has said she wears baggy clothes to avoid comments on her body and this is why!! literally so gross she’s a minor and frankly i’ve been in that position too where i have had to hide my body to avoid being sexualized by adults

hmmmmmm bleh

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sizvideos

I adore this.

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oceanplait

It is. Sex work has more gender discrimination, more dangers, more hazards in general, so in many ways, sex work is generally harder work. It should be respected. And legalized.

Also, sex workers do not sell their bodies, they sell a service. Their bodies are still theirs and they can say no.

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callmebliss

“Also, sex workers do not sell their bodies, they sell a service.” This is so important.

Reminder this is a sex worker positive zone

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“Don’t boycott 2020 mulan just because the main actress isn’t perfect”

FUCK OFF.

This isn’t some weird debate shit where she said something like “I love pineapple on pizza”, no she actively defended police and government brutality against Hong Kong protesters.

People are allowed to be angry and upset about that!

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valtsv

me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

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luftraptor

Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.

As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.

Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania. 

Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret

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Slytherin!Muggleborn X Draco Extensive Dating Headcanons

requested by the ever lovely @mimsyisgianna

A/n: Hi, this is super long and I’m in love with it.

  • oh this is going to be fun
  • As a muggle born you have absolutely no idea what’s going on 
  • But you guess magic is cool? And your parents said that you don’t have to stay at Hogwarts if you’d rather a muggle school and forget all of the magic stuff
  • Which quells your anxiety a bit
  • Then there’s this asshole
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iraniq

Gosh…didn’t i freaking sobbed while at work… From all the cuteness at the beginning and all the sadness at the end… It was a full lufe experience I LOVE IT! 😭😭😭💓💓💓💓💓💓

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why not to waste your money on Mulan (2020)

  • send message to Disney to stop with this lazy remake bullshit already and create actual new content
  • no Mushu
  • no songs
  • bisexual icon Li Shang replaced with bland inferior love interest
  • lead actress Liu Yifei trashed Hong Kong protesters, specifically supported HK’s brutal police
  • Hong Kong activists are asking international supporters to boycott it
  • perfect live action Mulan starring Vicki Zhao Wei made in 2009 already exists
  • here in Canada they’re asking for thirty five fucking dollars PLUS a Disney+ subscription
  • thirty five fucking dollars just to rent it
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