– I just pulled this out of a friend of mine.

– We do not make any judgements on our guests and fully support any way you choose to enjoy yourself at Tranquility Spa.

It began well: the throwaway tentacle, the holiday vouchers, and the resort-under-siege all recalled Russell T. Davies’ carnivorous silliness. The ensemble, too, was very RTD: ‘oh there’s a gun, let me tote it’ Kane; notmarr…