I think the whole queerbaiting in wrestling discourse is fucking stupid. Matches are usually same gender, of course you're going to be having erotic tension with your opponent or tag team partner, whether you're straight or not. You want them to get horny with the valet ringside or the ref?
i mean...
now that you said it...
Top five most important qualities of a wrestler:
1. Pretty
2. Sells like a slut
3. Sells like a slut
4. Sells like a slut
5. Sells like a slut
Posted this in a wrestling Discord server asking what this meant and a buddy responded “Have you heard of Roland Barthes?”
Nobody comes from Parts Unknown anymore… because of Woke…
this is also how I reply to them.
Punk may be a bitch, but he's a bitch that says LGBT+ Rights, so I have to respect him for that
1. Sami Zayn, Mick Foley, and Cena
2. Bryan Keith
3. Mick Foley
4. Mick Foley
5. Bray, Owen, Brodie
6. Sami, Eddie Kingston
7. Sami, El Desperado, Kidd Bandit, Kingston
Just wore a holy item
I can confirm, there is no visibility in the Shockmaster helmet
(Photo from Beyond Gorilla)
Fuck, man. I was lucky enough to see Bray wrestle live at several house shows. Being one of the Fireflies was a magic moment. 36 is too young. REST IN POWER
I'm losing my mind again so-
DILF FIGHT DILF FIGHT DILF FIGHT!
That time Triple H accidentally came out as bisexual and immediately regretted it
Rare L for the Bilinguals who cannot use this line
You can drive a god damn bus through that pause lmao
So you have a very popular wrestler and literally the BIGGEST MUSICIAN IN THE WORLD who both are hometown boys for the place your show is being held, and who do you make the show closing main event? Two of the whitest dudes ever.
Make it make sense.
Don’t you dare disrespect the greatest Cuban-American wrestler in our sport today
