Askbox trick or treating may be over but I need y'all to look at the actual worst tf merch I found while finding pics for that bit
Megatron's altmode fashioned into a microphone. Nothing like pretending you're about to shoot yourself in the face just to record yourself.
MEGATRON HAS BEEN TURNED INTO QUESTIONABLE MERCHANDISE! I, STARSCREAM, AM NOW YOUR LEADER!
Ppl seem to give Spike a lot of flack for that time he brought Soundwave into the base but let's face it I don't blame him for not anticipating the existence of an evil tape deck bcos why would anyone anticipate the existence of an evil tape deck
One might even ask, why is there a fucking Evil Tape Deck in the first place
Does the fact that G1 canon states that the Decepticons are Like That bcos they were created to be weapons imply that Soundwave is like uniquely just a dick
Ravage is a bad influence
everything here is so classically g1. jokes that arent sure if theyre jokes. starscream declaring himself leader because megatron mispronounced a word. [takes off and immediately crashes]. the awful lip sync. optimus putting ravage in the trash. megatron and starscream bitching match. "i never miss at this range" [misses]. megatrons dance and flail. im so serious g1 is awful and one of the funniest shows ive ever seen
