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penny-anna

anyway apparently ppl sometimes question why Megatron keeps Starscream around and i have various proposals:

  1. as per previous post, Starscream has just so much blackmail material that he can get away with more or less anything. Megatron can't fire him. could kill him obviously but that's an extreme step.
  2. if Megatron fired or killed Starscream the other seekers would all quit (whether or not they like Starscream. its the principle of the thing).
  3. 24/7 BDSM relationship
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hate this stupid fucking country piece of fucking shit god damn it

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penny-anna

talking about transformers again over the weekend n my friend suggested on Cybertron all machines should be people. no constructed machines just people who turn into different machines.

anyway my proposition is that this is canon but the spaceships and stuff are all lobotomised transformers. the lobotomising is done immediately at birth so its viewed as humane and the whole thing is socially normalised.

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thedman0310

Where do Omega Supreme and Astrotrain fit into this?

I mean, they are spaceship dudes

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Askbox trick or treating may be over but I need y'all to look at the actual worst tf merch I found while finding pics for that bit

Megatron's altmode fashioned into a microphone. Nothing like pretending you're about to shoot yourself in the face just to record yourself.

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thedman0310

MEGATRON HAS BEEN TURNED INTO QUESTIONABLE MERCHANDISE! I, STARSCREAM, AM NOW YOUR LEADER!

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how2bake

God ykno that panel of marcille saying yeah it was highly illegal magic so don't tell anyone about this and chilchuck makes a fucking expression and then is like sure whatever and starts drinking from the bottle. That's how I feel reading some people's posts

This one

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remanedur

distant cousin

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