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evilwizard
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time-to-leave-machine

people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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time-to-leave-machine

my dearly beloved mutual you cant just leave this in the tags

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aethersquid

While exploring a vast and inscrutable city which seems to predate life on earth I am gently picked up by something incomprehensible with the higher-dimensional equivalent of a cup and piece of paper, then lovingly set outside in my natural habitat. Unfortunately the being exists outside of time and can't really tell human cities apart from one another so I appear without warning in ancient sumer.

#that happened to my buddy steve
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penny-anna
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startheskelaton

I like Arby’s ,fuck you Megatron! Wendy’s is subpar the moment you can’t get a frosty!! I will not tolerate your hurtful slander anymore!!

Starscream what the fuck are you talking about?? I literally just got here. And why are you so obsessed with such a mediocre human fast food chain? The only thing I can think you both have in common is being disappointing

SEE!! This is the exact shit I’m talking about!! Not only do you is belittle me and cut even deeper then I could! This is not a welcoming work environment!

Welcome my ass!! You try and shoot me every time I leave the room! The only reason why I keep you here is so you don’t go fucking shit up, I have to baby sit you so you don’t set the base on fire!

Sir Megaton! Soundwave has inquired that we order chipotle for lunch. I am inclined to agree with him as I am craving a burrito bowl.

If you’re getting chipotle then make sure you write everything down! Or make us text you, because I am not going to be happy if you get to the restaurant and I get a call from you, and then I have to ask what everyone wants in a big game of telephone!!

Finally I can use this gift card ravage got for me for making the deans list this semester 

#for once starscream is right#arbys clears wendys every time#transformers#g1#transformers g1#macaddam
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combaticon

for @drill-teeth, who requested Rumble and Frenzy in a situation andallowed me to use its amazing custom designs he made for these troublemakers! The beasts have ran over a fire extinguisher with a forklift and the resulting particulate cloud gave Vortex the Cybertronian equivalent of an asthma attack.

Thanks for supporting us!

If you'd like me to put a Transformer of your choice in a Situation, you can contribute to my team's homeless and harm redux outreach here!

#no way either of those idiots have a cdl#transformers#transformers g1#g1#macaddam
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