Dear Executive Producers (or whoever is responsible) of Speechless:

Listen, we’re huge fans. HUGE. The show’s great. Representation is pretty much on point. And you’re educating all those normies out there. However, with all due respect (and we mean with ALL due respect), we have some mother f*cking questions.

AGAIN, we love the show. Makes us laugh EVERY time. But you need to explain, HOW DOES JJ GET OVER STEPS? HOW???? You can’t just clip from outside a house (with a step) to JJ being inside said house, WITHOUT showing the struggle. WE WANT TO SEE THEM UNFOLD AN AWKWARD METAL RAMP and drop it a couple times because some of them are really really long. We want to see how less than 4 grown men (or women) carry a 400lb electric wheelchair. Or are to we to believe it was some sort of magic/witchcraft that got him there??

Again, please don’t mix up our words. WE LOVE THIS SHOW. The family dynamics are legit, and reminds us of younger, less hairier us. BUT WHILE WE’RE AT IT... that London episode. The f*ck. PLEASE tell us where the f*ck JJ’s chair went while they were in the double decker bus??????? Does it go in cargo or something? (We’re seriously asking, we have no idea.) Or did he pay for two seats? Cuz he sat in one, and put his chair G*D knows where!!

We’re just saying, a little D*sney magic, a little more HORRIFYINGLY realistic unaccessible boundary hurdling. We’re also curious about the wake up / bed time routine? We’ve never really seen it, like all of a sudden he’s just up. How did that happen?? Jks we know how, but the normies definitely don’t.

But seriously, we love your show. DON’T CANCEL IT! Just because we had some itty bitty questions, doesn’t mean we don’t love it. Keep up the good work... little less D*sney magic.

K bye.