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I rebelled for you

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‪Nathy | 28 | Multifandom blog | «The accumulation of little despairs is what makes people adults.»
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djnusagi

pollen allergies really fucking me in the ass this year

pollen allergies really busting fat loads down my throat this year

i wish i was born 129 years ago so i could die at the age of 16 from the common cold and not read this

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lastoneout

when florence and the machine said "I find that happiness is an extremely uneventful subject" and when romeo x juliet said "a simple life with you would be paradise" and johnathan coulton said "it's okay, I like you in glasses" and everything everywhere all at once said "in another life I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you"

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they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy

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There are currently no jurisdictions worldwide that mandate the addition of pussy to drinking water, nor have any clinical trials shown that the addition of pussy to drinking water has any significant effect on the heath of lesbians.

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idk why but they buried the option to turn this feature off - but you can find it if you go to the FAQ.

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tforthetea

WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT

Tumblr has fact checking?

apparently???

yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here

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You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content

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kingofdoma

I’ll stop doing when they stop putting chests full of mid-tier armor in the opposite direction of the clearly marked endgoal

That feeling of “oh crap I triggered the plot I wasn’t done fucking around yet”

“Dammit, I thought this was the wrong way and now the plot’s progressing.

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zestyleaf

"magical fey shapeshifter surrounded by regular animals" is by far my favorite cartoon saloon trope

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avi17

This is the funniest fucking addition anyone has ever made on one of my posts. Everyone else go home

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