Now complete and with Audio! (Banjelerp and Roarkshop apologize if their voices cause any cringing. We tried!)
Look at this ship, Isn’t it gay? By now you’d think that they’d gone all the way. Wouldn’t you think we’re the fans, fans who have everything?
Look at this trove, fan art untold. How many head canons can one fandom hold? Looking through fanfic you’d think, ‘sure, they’ve got everything.’
We’ve had touching and eye contact plenty. We’ve had reunions and death scenes galore. You want AU fics? I wrote twenty.
But who cares? No big deal. We want more.
We want to be where the canon is. We want to see, want to see them romancing. Dancing and giving me, what do you call it? Oh. Feels.
Writing kinks you don’t get too far Canon’s required for jumping, squealing. Holding hands on the — what’s that word again — street.
Want them to hug. Want them to kiss. Want to have all the canon bliss. We could be free, if it would be A canon ship.
Tell you I need, not just to read But see this happen. we know they’re gay, and we would pay To see it so.
We are the fans. We understand, you don’t just Eye-fuck your companions. Not pedantic. It’s romantic. Isn’t love grand?
We’re ready to show what the canon shows It’s not just eye contact it says ‘i love you’ These 2 queers keep making me, whats the word Feel It could be real
Just needs a shove A shove straight into canon gay love It’s meant to be, wait till you see
Our canon ship