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Casey Wolfe

@thedenofcaseywolfe / thedenofcaseywolfe.tumblr.com

Queer Author, Gamer, History Nerd, Disabled & AuDHD, They/Them https://authorcaseywolfe.carrd.co/
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Now complete and with Audio! (Banjelerp and Roarkshop apologize if their voices cause any cringing. We tried!)

Look at this ship, Isn’t it gay? By now you’d think that they’d gone all the way.  Wouldn’t you think we’re the fans, fans who have everything?

Look at this trove, fan art untold. How many head canons can one fandom hold?  Looking through fanfic you’d think, ‘sure, they’ve got everything.’

We’ve had touching and eye contact plenty.  We’ve had reunions and death scenes galore. You want AU fics? I wrote twenty. 

But who cares? No big deal.  We want more. 

We want to be where the canon is.  We want to see, want to see them romancing. Dancing and giving me, what do you call it? Oh. Feels.

Writing kinks you don’t get too far Canon’s required for jumping, squealing. Holding hands on the — what’s that word again — street.

Want them to hug. Want them to kiss. Want to have all the canon bliss. We could be free, if it would be A canon ship.

Tell you I need, not just to read But see this happen. we know they’re gay, and we would pay To see it so.

We are the fans. We understand, you don’t just Eye-fuck your companions. Not pedantic. It’s romantic. Isn’t love grand?

We’re ready to show what the canon shows It’s not just eye contact it says ‘i love you’ These 2 queers keep making me, whats the word Feel It could be real

Just needs a shove A shove straight into canon gay love It’s meant to be, wait till you see

Our canon ship

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This has got to be the dumbest thing ever, and I apologize for being a horrible singer.  Inspired by this post.  The verse lyrics were written by me, but then obviously borrowed the chorus from @gingermalarkey​.

One, two, three, four, five, Everybody in the plane, so come on let's fly To the jump point over Normandy The boys say it's all Currahee! Vat 69, like I had last week Gotta jump, 'cause talk is cheap I like Nixon, Doc Roe, Grant, and Speirs Someone say they want a battery cleared? So what can I do? Well, keep shooting, of course. To me, tossin’ grenades is just like a sport Pin on those wings, and grab the Corcorans Where are my brass knuckles?
A little bit of George Luz in my life A little bit of Guarnere by my side A little bit of Lipton’s all I need A little bit of Talbert’s what I see A little bit of Winters in the sun A little bit of Compton all night long A little bit of Joe Toye here I am A little bit of Frank makes them our men
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roarkshop

Now complete and with Audio! (Banjelerp and Roarkshop apologize if their voices cause any cringing. We tried!)

Look at this ship, Isn’t it gay? By now you’d think that they’d gone all the way.  Wouldn’t you think we’re the fans, fans who have everything?

Look at this trove, fan art untold. How many head canons can one fandom hold?  Looking through fanfic you’d think, ‘sure, they’ve got everything.’

We’ve had touching and eye contact plenty.  We’ve had reunions and death scenes galore. You want AU fics? I wrote twenty. 

But who cares? No big deal.  We want more. 

We want to be where the canon is.  We want to see, want to see them romancing. Dancing and giving me, what do you call it? Oh. Feels.

Writing kinks you don’t get too far Canon’s required for jumping, squealing. Holding hands on the — what’s that word again — street.

Want them to hug. Want them to kiss. Want to have all the canon bliss. We could be free, if it would be A canon ship.

Tell you I need, not just to read But see this happen. we know they’re gay, and we would pay To see it so.

We are the fans. We understand, you don’t just Eye-fuck your companions. Not pedantic. It’s romantic. Isn’t love grand?

We’re ready to show what the canon shows It’s not just eye contact it says ‘i love you’ These 2 queers keep making me, whats the word Feel It could be real

Just needs a shove A shove straight into canon gay love It’s meant to be, wait till you see

Our canon ship

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