Anders-Dragon Age 2
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KIRKWALL COFFEE: Episode 1 » [1/?]
If you haven’t watched this incredible YouTube series you need to get on it right now. The team at @nyxrising play the Dragon Age 2 characters in a modern setting and it’s both unbelievably accurate and HILARIOUS. They’ve just uploaded their third episode, so go support them and catch up on all three ASAP ✨
Top 9 Games (Do we see a pattern? I may have sold my soul to Bethesda when I played Oblivion for the first time. *nods*)
Wasn’t tagged but saw this on darlinjohn‘s blog and decided to do it.
Tagging (if they wanna do it): a-quick-drink, trust-me-i-dare-you, stormunroe, onewhositswiththeturtles, moonstalker24, youreusingcoconuts
thefhtagnprincess shows me once again, what perceptive eyes she has, by matching up another actor to one of the dragon age characters (:
and i only did the photomanip
biggur [x]
SHIT
my dash did the loudest scroll screech as this graced my presence
Imagining that Dragon Age 2 is actually Cassandra’s mental image of Varric’s story helps to reconcile a lot of the discrepancies in the game:
- Every dungeon looks the same? Varric only took the time to describe one, and Cassandra’s not imaginative enough to come up with others on her own.
- Likewise, Fenris squats in his mansion for years with dead bodies because Varric never bothered to tell the story of “That Time We Rented a Cart and Dumped the Corpses in the Sea.”
- Kirkwall seems way too small for all the people who live in it because Cassandra is imagining only the places Varric mentions specifically or she’s been to herself.
- Lowtown in particular was probably in somewhat better condition than we see it, but because Cassandra has only visited post-mage uprising she doesn’t know what the Hanged Man looked like before some of the rooms were full of collapsed debris.
- Doors and stairways are sometimes roped off because that’s the only reason Cassandra can think of for Hawke not going in them when they usually are so thorough about exploring.
- Enemies always appear in waves because Cassandra is much better at keeping track of battles than Varric is. Six thugs attacked but they ended up killing twelve? More must have shown up later.
I think the best thing I’ve ever encountered in DA2 is the fight dialogue (which is dicks that they didn’t keep with that in DA:I but that’s for another time)
because first you have Anders
like thats really sweet and he’s nice to everyone else even Fenris
but then you have
like wow anders way to be a total dickhole did u even check his PULSE
ok but then there’s Fenris and o boy if this broody lil boy doesn’t have some of the best things to say about everyone
well ok hes cute with hawke
but then do anyone else (except isabela)
wow a+ assholery fenris
he sounds bored
but of course then theres PRECIOUS MERRILL
and if you’ve romanced her she tugs at your heartstrings with her beautiful lil fingers
and then the rest of the party she just
but of course she has to have an extra one for varric
i just love hawke’s companions so much s o much
Reupload from my deleted blog
So, yeah, this stemmed from a replay of the Dragon Age series where I decided Cole Hauser should play Cullen in a movie version. And the rest, well, they just fell into place. I might do some more of the Origins cast (Sean Bean as Bann Teagan anyone?) and maybe some for Dragon Age II as well (Karl Urban as Hawke and Michelle Rodriguez as Isabella, that’s all I’m saying). PS, the Pitch Black and Transcendence reunions were totally on accident. I swear!
isn’t it funny that sometimes like half the people tag fanart with ‘husband’ or ‘wife’? RISE ARMY OF WIFES
My husbands!
The exact moment I fell in love with Anders
those hands on the hips though "well fuck i-… hmm well…oh dear…"
taking a break from all these lovely bots and cons. have dragon age AU corvo and outsider. huh hah!
Lets just feed more into my need for "Witch of the Wilds" Outsider, Mage!Corvo, Mage!Daud, and Templar!Teague why don't we!
andraste’s breath, corvo. it’s just a kitten not a blood ritual.
Great... now between this art and this one over here, I need a Dragon Age AU like stat. Mage!Daud getting it on with Templar!Martin. And then there's poor Mage!Corvo who has no idea how he puts up with the infamous "Witch of the Wilds" known only as the Outsider. Yes. And maybe even another version with Mage!Corvo joining our little forbidden romance between Martin and Daud... just cause.