Mellon

help

So this showed up on Twitter and

And here’s that link you’re welcome

“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone

Completely obsessed with him tbh

thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry

gay klingons:

lesbian klingons:

Do gay Klingons ever get frustrated/dejected because their gentleman caller hasn’t so much as kicked a pebble their way or uttered the slightest growl?

Do questioning Klingons ever show their crush their poetry, only to have their crush assume that he’s helping them proofread or something?

Is there ever an issue where a lesbian Klingon tries very awkwardly to recite poetry to her lady love? 

Or instances where two lesbians are basically beating the shit out of each other and both thinking “I know she thinks this is just a regular old gal fight, but no, seriously, I’m trying to declare my intentions here”?

Are there euphemisms for LGBT Klingons? “Don’t try to win her over, Riker. She reads poetry.” 

This one of the best things I’ve ever read

REBLOGGING FOR BI KLINGON COURTSHIP POETRY CHUCKING

In the club

I’ve been looking for this!!!!

“Umm honey, I’ll be late today. I’m stuck in traffic.”

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