Mellon

𓅿 𝙿𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙾𝙲𝙺 𓅿

This outfit just screams Darco Malfoy.

Refrence:

this post reminds me of how tom hopper as percival was the only knight on merlin to wear SLEEVELESS CHAINMAIL all the time

percival getting warm in front of the fire alongside his sleeved (and probably warmer) brethren

top tip percy: freezing cold winters are usually best handled with sleeves

and finally here’s a pic of him looking like the cover of a 99c bodice ripper from your local oxfam

My favourite is that his mail looks like it’s two sets of mail fastened together. Like Arthur brought him back to Camelot and the poor armourer was like ‘fuck we don’t make mail in actual adonis size’ and this is the best he could come up with.

Catching up on Tumblr is like reading a book backwards. You get all the nuanced references and reactions far before you have any idea what the fuck anyone is talking about.

This is too accurate.

I’m gonna assume this is what a Star Wars / His Dark Materials crossover would look like.

Katairin´s Christmas present for you - Master Fic Rec

Sterek

Can´t be hateful, gotta be grateful by HalfFizzbin

"Be cool, Dad, we’ve decided to con Grandma."

(Or, the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma’s and she gets the right wrong idea.)

I didn’t have that many friends my first few years of high school. It was very cliquey and I’m super shy, so it was hard to make friends.

LOLing forever at the ~darkness around his heart~ not knowing what to do when he realizes Lydia doesn’t belong in his bed. “No, come back!” It cries out, wearing Lydia’s face!

And after he wakes up, the darkness visits its other darkness friends and is all “shit man, I don’t even know, I thought that Martin girl was a lock for keeping him compliant and suggestible. Guess my intel’s out of date. I’ll keep trying, I guess.” The other darkness friends make sympathetic expressions on their endless swirling voids, promise to pass on any info they find in other teenager brains.

So, over the next several episodes, I fully expect the darkness around his heart to try the following dream characters on for size: -Allison (“what are you DOING here,” he would squawk, falling out of his dream-bed) -Kira (but he’s so excited to have a chance to talk with someone as into studying arcane knowledge as he is that they talk about demons and half-alive states the whole time, and the darkness accidentally gives away several keys to defeating itself, because its victims so rarely display any interest in its work) -Heather (hard to get the kid to follow orders when he’s too busy sobbing inside his own unconscious) -his mom (NOT in a sexy way, she’s there to be maternal and soothing, but the darkness doesn’t know that his mother always woke him up from his nightmares by tugging his nose and murmuring “what now, bratlet,” so when darkness-Claudia says “it’s okay, sweetheart,” Stiles is so terrified he doesn’t sleep for two days) -Scarlett Johanssen (he spends the whole dream excitedly mapping out his dream plot for a Black Widow movie, so the darkness can’t even squeeze a malignant impulse into the conversation) -Belle from Beauty and the Beast (but he asks for her insight on how you can really tell the difference between a crush and Stockholm Syndrome, “you of all people would know something about what it’s like to fall for someone scary and growly”) -Uhura (but he has a Spanish exam looming the next day, so he just asks her to utilize her awesome language skills to quiz him on the imperfect tense) -Derek, finally, and it works like a charm: Stiles calms, the tension in his shoulders easing, as he curls into the offered protective embrace, nuzzling up against faux-Derek’s chin. Unfortunately, by the time the darkness figures it out, Jeff Davis has gotten bored with the plotline and introduces like seven others, so the chance to lull Stiles into passive victimhood is lost. WHOOPS!

I’m LAUHGUING SO AHRD

1/? screenshots of Dean with freCKLES