KILI » The Hobbit Trilogy
The Hobbit: Favourite familial relationship - the Heirs of Durin
[requested by oakenshieldbaggins]
i will not hide
we’re fighters, all of us
for rils
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE
fun fact: in finnish kili means baby goat
i will not hide behind a wall of stone, while others fight our battles for us! it is not in my blood, thorin.
Kili: the lovechild of Aragorn and Legolas
HOLY FUCK
accurate
”The stone in your hand, what is it?”
#’my mother gave it to me so i’d remember my promise’#do you think when all is said and done#a tall slender figure appears one morning at his mother’s door#foreign in her elven features but wearing an expression of sadness all too familiar to her#and presses that runestone into her palm#whispering ‘i had to bring him home somehow’#’i had to let him know his promise had been kept’ [arthurpoo]
Maybe Gandalf is so annoyed by Merry and Pippin joining the fellowship……
because they remind him on Kili and Fili…..
and he doesn’t want them to die the same way….
Maybe you should SHUT THE FUCK UP
Don’t you wink at me you cutie patoot dwarf man
Do you think she could have loved me?
NO. THIS RIGHT HERE IS NOT OK. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? I’LL TELL YOU WHY. We all know that Kili is considered the “hot” dwarf, right? But in Dwarven culture, attractiveness is determined by your facial hair. Look at all the other dwarves, most of them have really extravagant beards (save for Thorin, really, but Richard Armitage said that he cut it off to honour those who were burned in Smaug’s attack on Erebor). Even most of the dwarf women have beards! So the fact that Kili only has stubble says that he would probably be considered UGLY to dwarf women. Think about it, he’s most likely seen as the goofy little brother of the soon-to-be king, Fili, who is the brother that gets all the girls. AND THEN HE GOES AND SAYS THIS. "Do you think she could have loved me?" This is literally heart breaking because all of his life, he’s been overshadowed by Fili and has heard dwarf women talking about him behind his back about his lack of facial hair. So when Tauriel, a beautiful, brave Elf shows an interest in him, HIM and NOT Fili, it gives him hope for something that could never be. And when he says this, the connotation is that he’s never really had a first love, and I think, essentially, that he doesn’t deserve it.
THIS. THIS. AND… THIS.
About a year from now there’s going to be gif sets of Kili and Fili bowing and saying “Fili and KIli at your service” and below that is going to be a gif of them dying and trying to save their uncle with their last breaths.