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In case you writers ever wondered. Made by Carrie Patrick on Facebook.
The object comparisons are things of an equivalent weight, not things you can cut with the swords. Just saying so to preemptively stop cursed comments.
Like a claymore it takes two hands to properly wield a baby
Please don't season the pigeons!!
Happy Nov 5th Spatort fandom aber besonders @sinnsenke für diesen Tag
Leo wird in die Superhölle geschickt (nach Rheinland-Pfalz versetzt)
what the fuck
OH MY GOD
THE REASON THE YELLOW HEART IS SHADED THAT WAY IS BECAUSE OF FUCKING HERALDRY HATCHING ISN’T IT
FUCK YEAH AUTISM LET’S GOOOO
big if true
Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
Writing high fantasy is harder for me than it used to be because I'll write "The door swung open" and I'll imagine some tumblr user with three different grad degrees in medieval history dunking on me with a 2,000-word post about how door hinges weren't invented until 1956 and before that they'd just smash them open with axes and rebuild them each time.
hey don't worry, earliest door hinges discovered from around 1600 BCE okay?
idek what this says i just pressed post immediately after seeing the word 'blessica'
STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE -dir. George Lucas
Have I ever told the story here about how I accidentally saw Rocky Horror Picture Show for the first time while knowing absolutely nothing about the movie at all at 8:10 AM in a literal room filled with theater students who absolutely DID know about it.
So, at 19, I was in college and needed a couple of elective credits. Decided to go with Intro to Film because everyone said it was an easy class and it sounded fairly interesting. The only time it was offered was the early class, though. Whatever. I signed up.
It WAS an interesting class. I quite enjoyed it even if it was fuckoff early in the morning. About halfway through the semester the professor, who was an Old Theater Nerd and looked Exactly like you would an expect a 65 year old gay theater dude to look, announced with some relish that next class we would be watching Rocky Horror Picture Show, and that we could go 'All Out' for the occasion.
This meant nothing to me. I had somehow entirely avoided the cultural zeitgeist attached to RHPS. I knew it was a cult classic and that was literally all. I figured that he was a fan and knew some of the students were and that was all.
The class, incidentally, was filled with exactly the sort of theater/film nerds you would expect to enjoy a film class. They reacted with glee. Someone asked if they could come in costume. The professor said 'of course'. I shrugged this off. I'd worn an elf costume to watch Lord of the Rings in theaters after all.
I was Not Prepared for the next Wednesday morning. I shuffled in with my coffee, half awake, and opened the classroom door to twenty people in costume doing the Time Warp in the front of the room. The professor was wearing a glittery gold tuxedo jacket and top hat. He did have pants on, likely because he was in a Professional Environment. They were also glittery gold.
I stood there in my sweatpants with my coffee, still squinty eyed, and wondered if it was some sort of weird dream and I was about to wake up and have to get ready for class all over again.
"Come on!" One of my delighted classmates yelled. He was dressed like Meatloaf. "Get in the spirit!"
"What." I said, kind of blankly.
This is how they discovered I had no idea what the fuck was going on. "A VIRGIN!" At least three people crowed, even more delighted.
Anyway the rest of that class went Exactly how a midnight showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show would usually go. I sat in my usual place, absolutely baffled, trying to figure out how the fuck this was earning me college credits. I wandered into my literature class later still looking, apparently, like I'd been hit in the face with a very unexpected brick. My teacher, upon hearing what I'd experienced, laughed for a solid 30 seconds.
Anyway that's how I learned bisexuality existed!
... incredible.
English: we call it sinusitis because it's Latin :)
German: we call it Nasennebenhöhlenentzündung because the Höhlen neben your Nase are entzündet.
English: we call it diarrhea because it's Ancient Greek :)
German: we call it Durchfall because everything just falls durch
lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post
I love Star Trek with all my heart, but good god, whenever I see them do "Science" it makes me laugh so hard because PPE and Safety Protocols are literally nonexistent
Not to mention WHERE is the fume hood......
And not a single Electronic balance to be seen
There's no need to feel down,
I forgot your pronoun,
Prev do you think it's okay to just go on other people's posts and be funnier than them?
