Mellon

Completely obsessed with him tbh

We should let NZ into Eurovision bc look at thjs

German commentator: „Loreen‘s fight against the giant tanning bed“ 💀

I feel like Germany really needs to draw the right conclusions from Eurovision: a) No one votes for us anyway at this point b) we're guaranteed a spot in the finale bc we're a member of the Big 5.

Conclusion: We can basically hold televisions across Europe hostage for 3 minutes and do what the fuck we like. Let some random security guy sing, elected 30 seconds before going on stage. Classical opera sung after breathing helium. Slightly sing-songy stand up comedy. Sneak in Die Ärzte under fake names and do whatever. A speed caricaturist drawing the competition while doing some half-hearted whistling. Host a drunk ballet performance.

What are they going to do? Ban us?

I volunteer to hold a lecture on java programming set to off-key flute music.

Why not make this a double-act?

If Sweden (derogatory) wins this because of the Jury, I'm going to fucking commit jaywalking.

why does the british man get the interval act and a whole performance by himself but the ukrainian performers only sang a verse or had their performance mixed with other performers

all of europe watching the jury votes every single year:

The juries' votes

abolish the juries seriously

Europe during the show: ✨️GLITTER✨️

Europe during the voting: 🩸BLOOD🩸