Kidnapper Sandor and Deranged Hostage Cersei
Sandor: Your father is a shrewd bastard. He’s not taking this seriously,
Cersei: That’s because you’re playing with the kid gloves on. Slap me about. Send him a pinky
Sandor:….
Cersei: Ooh Wait, I have an idea. Get your camera. *Tywin getting a photo texted to him from an unknown number* Tywin: What the actual fu-