Yeah Haley, it's a real SCORCHER today
she wanted a glass of warm milk before bed.
YES! IT'S CANON! IT'S FUCKING CANON!
MY CRACKSHIPS ARE A REALITY!!!!
I DID IT! I FINALLY GOT MY FIRST BALATRO WIN!
AND BY PLAYING NOTHING BUT THREE OF A KINDS WITH KINGS AND QUEENS!
Okay first thing: I am so digging the pop star theme.
Secondly, I am loving her voice!
Third and finally, SHE HAS THE BEST BOSS THEME SO FAR!
(that backstab immunity is BS tho)
I BEAT HER ON MY THIRD TRY!
ALL THE SKILL I GOT FROM HADES 1 IS SERVING ME OH SO WELL!
Nothing like a little old fashioned cake walk to bring people together and raise money for the community! Especially with my homemade chocolate cake as the grand prize! (no idea how it's still moist, that thing's been in my fridge for at least a year now...)
Haley was such a sweetheart to set this up. Which is why I married her!
Proof that stubborn tenacity works!
I just kept hitting the bet 10 spot over and over again until the game gave me a jackpot! It took half an hour of mindless clicking to do this but it was worth it to get that last rarecrow!
ALRIGHT! EARNED MY DEAD GRANDPA'S LOVE AND APPROVAL! THOSE TWO YEARS I SPENT BUSTING MY BUTT WERE ALL WORTH IT!
Now I've got an infinite supply of the best ore in the game! nothing can stop me now!
YEAH BABY! FINISHED THE MISSING BUNDLE AND GOT THE MOVIE THEATRE UP AND RUNNING!
First thing I did was go out with my lovely wife Haley for a date night, got to see a cute little Winter Star themed movie! It was great!
Took me FOREVER but I finally got the galaxy sword! Now I've got the single best weapon in the game!
Although I hear you can make it better....
Such a lovely wedding.
It was hard to pick from all the lovely guys and gals in the valley, but in the end I decided on Haley.
I'm a sucker for blondes and defrosted ice queens, sue me.
MADE IT TO FLOOR 100 OF THE SKULL CAVERNS
Green rain? Mutant plants?!
IT'S THE APOCAPLYSE! MOTHER NATURE IS STRIKING BACK AND RETAKING THE WORLD!!!
B-B-BIG LADY!
WE STAN THE AMAZON SIZED QUEEN IN ALL HER MUSCULAR GLORY!!!