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What If... the Watcher Broke His Oath? brings us full circle with the animated series' endgame.

What If... the Watcher Broke His Oath? brings us full circle with the animated series' endgame. #Review

Opening in the continuity of WHAT IF… CAPTAIN CARTER WERE THE FIRST AVENGER? with the very beginning of Captain Carter’s version of THE WINTER SOLDIER (something it’s rumoured that WHAT IF…? Season 2 will circle back to cover), WHAT IF…THE WATCHER BROKE HIS OATH? begins with our constant narrator doing just that in spectacular fashion as he raids previous episodes of the series (and, in one case…

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What If... Ultron won? gives us a very different Infinity War and furthers Marvel's strategic brand awareness of the multiverse.

What If... Ultron won? gives us a very different Infinity War and furthers Marvel's strategic brand awareness of the multiverse. #Review

Jumping off from where WHAT IF,,,THOR WERE AN ONLY CHILD? left us, WHAT IF…ULTRON WON? finally fulfils the epic promise of the series’ premise by giving us a big swing of a story that not only rewrites the established MCU continuity but also sets out to gather the disparate threads of WHAT IF…?’s first series. WHAT IF…ULTRON WON? opens in a universe where the events of AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON…

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Craggus' Bond Voyage No Time To Die (2021) Review

I've been dying to write my #NoTimeToDie (2021) #review, but it feels curiously appropriate that it's been repeatedly delayed for so long. Anyway, here it is for you to read like you've got all the time in the world.

This is a Bond Voyage review, so it’s classified as CONTAINS SPOILERS. Proceed with caution if you haven’t seen the movie. It’s probably fair to say we’d been expecting Mr Bond for much longer than anyone had planned and so, weighed down by those sharpened expectations and a surfeit of continuity, NO TIME TO DIE finally arrived in cinemas. Finally living the dream, albeit in surly fashion,…

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What If... Thor were an only child? dares to ask what the MCU would be like as a flaccid straight-to-DVD American Pie spin-off.

#WhatIf... Thor were an only child? dares to ask what the MCU would be like as a flaccid straight-to-DVD American Pie spin-off. #Review

Shallow, uninspired and indulgently inconsequential, WHAT IF…THOR WERE AN ONLY CHILD? takes our favourite Asgardian and amplifies the oafish arrogance we only briefly glimpsed in the movie to the point where you have to wonder how in the Nine Realms he’s still worthy of Mjolnir. When his parents take separate vacations, Thor decides to use his unsupervised time to head to Midgard to part-ay. P,…

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What If... Killmonger Rescued Tony Stark? reminds us how fast things go bad when billionaires aren't taught empathy and humility.

#WhatIf... Killmonger Rescued Tony Stark? reminds us how fast things go bad when billionaires aren't taught some god-damn humility. #Review

Pinching off the MCU’s primary timeline before it even gets started, WHAT IF…KILLMONGER RESCUED TONY STARK eviscerates the story of 2008’s IRON MAN in favour of rewriting the plot of BLACK PANTHER. When Tony Stark’s convoy in Afghanistan is ambushed by the Ten Rings, the terrorists’ plans are foiled by a ruthless elite Navy Seal  Erik “Killmonger” Stevens. Impressed, Stark brings him inside…

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What If... Zombies?! is grisly, gripping fun!

#WhatIf... Zombies?! is grisly, gripping fun! #Review

It may not be the most pressing, or indeed grammatically structured question posed by Marvel’s animated AU series but WHAT IF… ZOMBIES?! might just be the most fun. Returning from the Quantum Realm (as seen in ANT-MAN AND THE WASP), an infected Janet Van Dyne attacks Hank Pym and together they bring the virus back, unleashing a zombie outbreak on an unsuspecting world. Things go from bad to…

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What If... the World Lost Its Mightiest Heroes? take an Avengers: Endgame internet meme and gives it a twist

#WhatIf... the World Lost Its Mightiest Heroes? take an Avengers: Endgame internet meme and gives it a twist

WHAT IF…THE WORLD LOST ITS MIGHTIEST HEROES? is the first episode of the series so far to take its central question and wrap it not around a speculative exploration but around a central mystery instead. It’s a mystery that I managed to solve well ahead of its narrative reveal, though, because I suddenly remembered the long-running joke about how Thanos could have been defeated in AVENGERS:…

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What If... T'Challa Became a Star-Lord? has much more fun with the cosmic canvas of the MCU

#WhatIf... T'Challa Became a Star-Lord? has much more fun with the cosmic canvas of the MCU #Review

Where WHAT IF…CAPTAIN CARTER WERE THE FIRST AVENGER? may have changed up the shades but stuck to colouring inside the lines, WHAT IF…T’CHALLA BECAME A STAR-LORD? grabs a handful of crayons and gleefully scribbles all over the cosmic history of the MCU as we know it. Mistaking the Wakandan Vibranium lode as a sign of alien energy, the Ravagers abduct a young T’Challa instead of Peter Quill.…

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Marvel's first What If...? struggles a little with "so what"?

Marvel's first What If...? struggles a little with "so what"? #WhatIf Episode 1 #Review

With Marvel letting it all ride on their big multiverse bet, staked first in WANDAVISION and doubled-down on in LOKI, WHAT IF…? offers the MCU an irresistibly broad canvas on which to work. With canon now being a matter of corporate whim, who knows whether what we’re about to be offered will have ramifications beyond the animated world and into the MCU proper? Strange, then, that the series…

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 (2014) Review

I’m not a fan of the growing trend for artificially prolonging a franchise by splitting the last instalment into two parts. There are reasons why trilogies evolved as a dominant storytelling structure rather than tetralogies, even though tetralogy sounds a lot cooler. The “Harry Potter” franchise just about got away with it (thanks to the source booking being huge) but “The Hunger Games” third…
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