TheBestAtLife

i just never want to see elon musk happy

i think he should be torn apart by lions.

it's always so funny to see a bug just fucking booking it across the floor. like girl where are you going. bug plans

they don’t tell you this but you can take steps to improve your life all the time. even when you’re feeling absolutely miserable. even when it doesn’t pay off immediately. do you guys know about this

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

I've had a bug where every time I change camps, Karlach spawns a new Clive with her

a 'bug'

smh heaven forbid women have hobbies

kids these days don’t know what it’s like to get fine dwarven crafts direct from orzammar

i view just enough horror and have poor enough visual processing that i legit thought this was a gore-drenched bedroom that i would nope the fuck out of

Yeah, I feel like the floor is going to squelch blood if I step on it, and if I touch one of those dangling red strings, I'm going to get pulled up, enveloped, and digested by the sticky red organic globules hanging from the ceiling.

no it's nice design cause in color theory red is associated with more positive emotions than negative 😁

What is this, a children's hospital?

Tumblr has one joke.

probably the weirdest information about star wars i could give you is that the death star garbage compactor monster from episode 4 was sentient, was force sensitive, and it wasn’t trying to eat luke - it was trying to baptise him

her name was Omi, she was a lesbian, and she chose her own gender

to everybody wondering, no, im sorry, Omi did not escape the death star. she died when it was destroyed, just as she foresaw in her visions.

as a sort of silver lining, through the grace of the force she was able to accept her fate and wondered what she would be in the next life, as her culture believed in reincarnation.

::sips coffee::

::stares off into the far reaches of Monday with a sort of blank delight::

WHAT.

Image text: "I'm so sick of living life on survival mode. I want to live in creative mode."

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

It's a good box though

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

Wow, Microsoft really tried hard to bury this setting to keep it under the radar.

Even with the beautifully concise instructions above I took longer than expected to find this setting & turn it off.

many great homophones out there. none better than wanton/wonton

"the wonton excess" bro how many

"I'll have the wanton soup" righteo how slutty should it be?