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The Beauty of Disorder

@thebeautyofdisorder / thebeautyofdisorder.tumblr.com

- Kristine. She/Her. INTP. Gemini (Double Libra Moon/Ascending). Slytherclaw. 5w4. Pagan. Mother. Nerd. Goth. Avid Sherlockian. Phantom of the Opera Aficionado. Vampire nerding, pirate fangirling, and snarky wizard applauding. Writer of fanfiction and maker of fanvids - 30 yr old unrepentant caffeine addict with a penchant for heavy metal, musical theatre, corsetry, and fangirling whatever happens to catch her interest. - Check Out All My Fandom Stuff (Mobile Friendly Masterlist) - Buy Me A Coffee! - Witchy content found at witchofdisorder while HP/Snapey content lives at slytherinofdisorder
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Mobile! Friendly Master List (Updated 11/8/21)

Dracula Voice Porn (I know everyone’s number one priority here):

Other Voice Porn Excerpts:

Fanvids by Fandom:

BBC Dracula: 

BBC Sherlock (Sherlock x Irene): 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: 

Harry Potter (Snape-Centric):

Star Trek: Into Darkness: 

True Blood: 

Pirates of the Caribbean:

The Tudors (Henry x Anne):

Alan Rickman:

My Writings:

 Harry Potter (Severus x Hermione):

Dracula BBC:

  • The Undone & The Divine - Rated M - Agatha/Dracula/Zoe - Masterlist / AO3
  • Dangerous Game - Dragatha - Convent Gate AU - Tumblr / AO3
  • There Wasn’t A Single Thing To Eat In the Kitchen Until You Walked In - Rated M - One Shot - Dracula/Zoe - Tumblr

Sherlock BBC (All Sherlock x Irene):

Pulverbatch RPF (Benedict Cumberbatch/Lara Pulver AU):

  • #PULVERBATCH  - One Shot - Rated T - Tumblr / AO3 (AO3 preferred, might’ve made edits to this one that I didn’t change on tumblr?)
  • Truth or Dare - Rated M - Unfinished - Crack!Fic - AO3

Graphics/GIFS/Misc:

  • Adlock Polyvore Collage: Right Here
  • The Burnt Orange Heresy GIFS - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4
  • BBC Dracula GIFS - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12
  • My ‘Dragula’ Fanvid GIFS - 1 - 2 - 3
  • Claes Bang - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4
  • Voiceplay GIFS - 1 - 2
  • Jekyll & Hyde GIFS - 1
  • BBC Sherlock GIFS - 1
  • Jonathan Roxmouth -  1
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doubleca5t

the lesson I'm taking away from this election is not that the Democrats need to become more left wing or more right wing but moreso that they need to find a way to cater their rhetoric towards people who genuinly have no idea what is going on. the target audience for every speech and political appearance should be someone who doesn't know what the three branches of government are because they were drawing a Cool S during high school civics

political scientists have failed to consider the possibility that the silent majority is silent because they didn't understand the question and are trying to play it cool

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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

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formerlyanon

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

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dabouse

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

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tomboy014

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

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kabretoss

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

And all those people who go 'I could never IMAGINE having anything to talk about with someone who isn't within three to five years of my age' will slowly realize that...they have been their whole lives, sometimes without even knowing!

Nerds and writers and artists and activists and people who make really funny but true points in their posts and that person who gave you great advice, or who asked you for advice, or who commented on your art or wrote your favorite fic or kept your fandom alive or made that meme you keep quoting to your friends or made you feel less alone about your sexuality or gender identity or neurodivergence -

All different ages, different GENERATIONS, much less races, religions, cultures, identities, etc.

Vary your social circle. It's great for you. And it stops those echo chambers that like to be forced upon us.

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I will never understand how some ppl have such little imagination that they can’t even suspend their disbelief long enough to watch a musical without asking why the characters are singing

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the Cain plot was actually crazy bc wdym the writers said yes here’s Cain but Abel’s not important. What IS important is Cain had a wife and she was the only person who could stop Cain from becoming a monster (flashbacks provided). Now here’s a parallel of Dean and his “best friend” Cas that follows the exact play by play of Cain and his wife. Oh but it’s strictly platonic we’d never make Destiel happen. HELLO??????

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Still reading QotD and this bit in which Anne goes meta and self-roasts her first two books (and both Louis and Lestat, let's be honest) made me laugh out loud

"He settled comfortably in the same spot, pushing aside the two "vampire books," which still lay on the floor, unnoticed. Earlier, he had devoured the texts-Louis's testament: "Behold, the void." And Lestat's history: "And this and this and this, and it means nothing." They had clarified for him many things."

Such an efficient summary!

Louis / iwtv "Behold, the void" aka catholic sadboi alert Lestat / tvl "And this and this and this, and it means nothing." aka look at meeeeee look at meeee cheerful nihilism, doing standups on stage while the world collapses

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the more I think about it, the more it makes sense that pirates of the caribbean 2 & 3 were the nails in the coffin for disney on any type of big budget, on location, practical effects movie that sent them spiralling into green screened warehouses, like the sheer audacity of these films

you listen to the commentaries on these movies and everyone's like "yeah this is never going to happen again" and they were right

ok these were all professional production stills but i wanted to add the following just to show how absolutely balls to the wall these movies were

you remember these shots

today it would be a no-brainer like "oh the background and the ships and the stupid clock is all green screened" but listen to me right now

i'm losing my mind

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missy832001
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Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles: A Family Tree

(Maker/Fledgling)

Divided into sections:

Thank you to vampire chronicles nerds @iloustat and Gorrei for their help in fact checking the info!

This is a revamped version of the family tree i made a couple of years ago. This time i fixed some past mistakes and also added some new elements!

Thank you to vampire chronicles nerds @iloustat and Gorrei for their help in fact checking the info.
The Vampire Chronicles logo was made by the talented: 'frans_hattingh' on Instagram.
The Rue Royale font is by: @squirrellypoo
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